“Party Up” by DMX is a good example of a video that could have pretty much gone with any song, and it sort of wrecks the song that they decided to use it for. In my opinion, “Party Up” is completely about a guy cookin’ up a big pot of revenge and getting ready to go out and do damage. Like you know in the Rambo movies when they get dressed for an hour because they have so many knives and guns and holsters and stuff. They tie on headbands and clip hand grenades and sandwiches to their shirts and get all greasy and ready to fight.
That’s what DMX should have been doing instead of running in and out of a fool bank with a silly hat on. Had zero to do with the song. Might as well have shown him getting into a mix up at the Jiffy Lube because he had a coupon but the dude said it was only good on Tuesday and DMX was all: “I’m DMX and it is Tuesday if I say it is, oil boy!” And then oil boy said fine and said he would do the oil change at the discounted rate but when DMX went into the little waiting room he went to get some coffee and it was all burnt and he went nuts and yelled at everyone. That would be better than the bank robbery one.
Please note I have added a tag called: “Acadia’s Genius Ideas” and slapped that bad boy right on this. I better not see a Jiffy Lube video any time soon… Video and lyrics after the jump.
Who cares if it is only going to be a dumb commercial? Maybe someone will think about doing a sequel anyway. It’s not like ANYONE who was in that movie is doing anything. Some of them probably don’t even know about the YouTube thing because they don’t have Internet. Poor schlubs. And it would write itself. In fact, I might write it right now. See you in a couple of hours. How many pages is a movie?
It’s probably not the best idea to sit down and write a review of a phone on a day where that phone gives you trouble making a call. But, two things. First, the issues were mild and likely my fault anyway. And, more importantly, second, no one has really truly needed to place a phone call with a cell phone since the day Zach Morris was stuck in school on senior skip day and desperately needed to phone the radio show trivia contest taking place at The Max.
On that note, I have not found a way in which my HTC Sensation 4G can craft a bonsai tree. However, it wouldn’t shock me if I just needed to look harder. The Sensation is a phenomenal phone and the most noticeable flaw is that Sensation is a bit silly for a name, but, what phone doesn’t have a silly name attached to it these days?
The Sensation has been around about 7 months now, so, in terms of specs, you’re probably not going to walk yourself into the best phone on the market when buying it. But, make no mistake, it’s still fairly top shelf sporting a Dual-Core, 1.2 GHZ Snapdragon Processor. With a tradeoff likely being that you can find a good deal on the phone pricing. It seems like a strong step up from the phones that T-Mobile was putting out in the 8 or so months before the Sensation’s release, so, I imagine it has held up well.
The picture above was taken in New York City. It’s the funeral procession of Abraham Lincoln. If you don’t know what a big deal the procession was look it up. It went all over the east coast and it was a big deal. But the cool part of this is that Teddy Roosevelt is in the pic. He’s in that window in the upper lift. He was a little kid, practically a baby. What are the odds that in an age when there were only 11 cameras and it took 45 minutes to take a picture (these are facts, don’t look them up) that they would catch two presidents a literal lifetime apart.
It’s like the time I photo bombed Pope John Paul II. You know how hard it was to get in that coffin? The things I do for art.
With Acadia’s promised big robot post still nowhere to be found, I’ve decided to stop feeding him all the robot things I come across. Maybe one day you’ll get to see all the stuff we compiled over the better part of last year, and hopefully before all the technology in the stuff we found is old news and in all your kid’s toys.
Anyway, today’s video is of an absolutely horrifying animatronic baby. Sweet dreams.
me: good evening.
Salvador.
is that Russian?
Salvador: good evening
russian?
me: yes.
like the dressing.
Salvador: no
me: oh.
disappoint.