| The Superficial Gallery Is the foremost resource for celebrity pictures of people you don't really think are celebrities, avatars based on things that are not very popular and, most importantly, pictures and stories about people you don't know. The site is updated with breathtaking frequency, and you should always come here and see what's new. In fact, you probably just want to bookmark it. And send it to all of your friends. Hurry... |
| MAN DOWN! What happened to the Gallery??? |
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Fuck you, Mort. Get ready for 2007! Here's what happened (nameservertest) |
| Week beginning Friday December 8th - Tom Swift! |
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The Gallery has a store now. I MADE A MOUSEPAD. |
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I hope Mort like this one. It is a bit racier than the usual. |
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So I finally put the Neo Halloween Pics in tis showcase. I know you have probably already seen them, but go look at the page anyway, cause the old pics rule. |
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At last, a Showcase Update that someone may actually use to rough up the suspect. Let's all watch as Morticia proves that she has legs. |
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New Bumba. He went to NYC. I hope people did not make a big deal out of it and embarrass him. |
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These people are weird. This is one of the first sites I ever saw on the Internet, like, 11 years ago. And they are still going....which i guess is bad for them. |
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Exclusive new Stevo. What a handsome fellow. |
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Nobody likes the Heroes Section, so I am going to put the link here for a while. I think even I forgot about it until now. Isn't Evangeline clever? |
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New Exclusive Rubicon! |
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Logan |
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Mort and Skitz together, dirtily.... |
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Yeti does Mort, again.... |
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Yeti Does Limejello and Logan |
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This reminded me of Rick's Chuck Brown set. We could have a great photoshop contest if you didn't all suck except for him. |
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New Predictions from Crystal Boobs. I predict that if she does not send me something more often than every two months, she will not get a better page. |
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Gliss has been removed from the gallery. You rotten jerks. |
| Week of Friday November 24th - THS and JWT. |
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You know the kind of courts where people play racquetball? That's not the kind Bumba is going to. |
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You have not seen some of these. And I know you have not read the columns. Come get a little Yeti. |
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This recap is from last week. The dates are starting to confuse me. I think I am going to go back to numbering them. |
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Put a shirt that makes no sense whatsoever on Reon Kadena, and she is even hotter. |
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Jethro emails good links. Here's one that more annoying than good. |
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Jethro has his own index now. Slowly but Surely, I give people their due. |
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I don't know if you know this, but people post boobs in the Gallery Forum. Not a lot else happens, though. |
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New Caption This. I dont like the pic. It's too difficult. |
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The Hollywood Socialite has the worst showcase in history. Seriously. |
| Week of Friday November 10th - Evangeline and King Jaffe Joffer. |
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Foobso is real, and showcased! |
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Dick Bigman's Recap. Not that I think much happened this week... |
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OK - So I made a Nice Home Page for Bumba's Column. Now all he has to do is write some new columns. Until then, read the old ones. |
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Holy Crap - I was going through old files and came across the old copies of The Sextion - the guy was pretty brutal. Maybe he will come back. |
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Adonistic Won the Assassnation Game. The game is now being rejiggered and we will give it another try. |
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CandyKayne Update - POLE DANCING! |
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Gigantic Hannah Update - all new pics |
| Week of Friday November 3rd...th - You all want to have sex with me. |
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I don't know why Microsoft is giving away Free Home Accounting Software, but if you have time to download 338 Megs, here you go. |
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New Video: The girl acts just like Bumba. And Me.....and probably Mort. But not House. |
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I found a video of Jenna Jameson where nothing gets jabbed into her. Do I win something? |
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Robocock Wins this week's Caption Contest. Go check out the new pic! |
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Mort! FAT SALAMI! |
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New Comic Porn Home Page! |
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Exclusive new Kameron. Looks like he went to a Haloween party in a prison. |
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So, technically, nobody dared me to find and post a pic of a Japanese Girl Deep Throating a Cat. So this is sort of pre-emptive. |
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I tried to do what the ladies in this video do. I failed. |
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I made myself a column Home Page, as that seems to be what I am doing this week. And my Feud with that witch Skitzodee continues! |
