The Superficial Gallery is offering you an opportunity to access one of the best on demand video sites out there. It offers amazing streaming of more shows than you can imagine. Hulu is run by some of the major TV networks (NBC, Fox, Bravo, Sci-Fi), so they have content to spare. To get a look at the lineup so far (they keep adding to it) click HERE.

The site is in a beta test right now, and if you apply, you could wait months before you get approved. But we have 5 invites we are going to give away.

All you have to do is sign up for our forum and start posting. At the end of this week we will see which people participated the most, and the invites will be sent. Spam posts are not going to count. We want quality people who know how to have a good time. So if you want to get access to high quality content, as well as have fun in the forum, then join up now!

UPDATE! HULU JUST OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED - SO YOU CAN SIGN UP BY YOURSELF FOR FREE - MY CONTESTS SUCK. =(

JW tells me there is nothing sexier than a woman covered in tattoos so Kat Von D's album is for guys like him. Enjoy yourselves; there are 146 strong, gorgeous pictures.

One of the things I love most about this site is that while we give you plenty of cheap jokes and scantily clad starlets, we also give you real stories and articles to read. We are like Playboy sort of. So feel free to tell people you read this site for the articles. We are damn proud of them. So here are a few new ones that we are very pleased to present.

• Mind Control - by Wasraw
• Without Flag, Without Country - by Wasraw
• Whiskey, Berlin and Jim Morrison - by Wasraw
• Kurt Cobain: About A Son DVD Review - by JW

Although the Royal Family and British Army Officials insist that Prince Harry returned home early from his tour of Afghanistan because the Taliban was aware of his presence, I know the real reason why he went home: he pussied out. In my possession is the transcript of a taped phone call between Prince Harry and his bootleg Brooklyn psychic, Swami Brown. I print the most important part of the conversation here:
*ringring*
Swami Brown: "Yo, whatup, Swami Brown. Who dis?"
Prince William: "GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!"
Swami Brown: "Who is this?"
Prince WIlliam: "It's Harry! You're my psychic! Didn't you know I was going to call?!"
Swami Brown: "Dude, I'm in the sub-basement. I don't get good reception down here."
Prince WIlliam: "GET ME OUT OF HERE! Everyone stinks! The women are hideous! No wonder why they made them wear burkhas! My bunkmates keep playing "Little Red Corvette" and calling me Ginger Snap. It's worse than Sandhurst!"
Swami Brown: "Oh snap! That's some funny shit! Listen, your last check bounced, man. But, I'll talk to Diddy and Jay-Z and we'll see if they can get you out of there."
Prince WIlliam: "Wait, you realize that my family is real royalty and not hip hop royalty, right?"
Swami Brown: "Wait, you mean, like Oprah?"
Prince William: "No, like Louis XIV and Queen Elizabeth."
Swami Brown: "Oh, I gotcha, like Prince."
Prince William: "Well, closer, but NO! Listen, tell Michael Jackson to tell my grandmother that my talents are better used to fight the War on Terror by playing polo against the Saudis. She'll definitely bring me home then. Oh, also, tell OK! magazine that I'm coming home to do charity work. That bullshit always worked for my mother."
Swami Brown: "Okay, so do you want pepperoni or sausage on your pizza?"
Prince William: "Are you daft, man?"
Swami Brown: "I love that band!"
Prince William: "Forget it. Maybe Johnnie Cochran can get me out of this."
Swami Brown: "He's dead. He stopped hosting the Tonight Show ages ago."
*Machine gun fire is heard in the background. A little girl screams right into the phone and the call ends.*
Don't believe the hype. The prince bitched out.

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