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 Because Life Really Sucks **Spoilers**
You know when people tell you that things will work out all right? Well, sometimes they are right, but other times, they are so so so wrong. Do you know how many deaths started with some drunk idiot saying: "You can make it!" or "It'll hold ya!". This clip is from The Last American Virgin. If you have never seen it, then don't watch this, as it gives away the ending. If you HAVE seen it, then click it and remember just how frigging SHOCKED you were that it ended up this way. Fuck you, life.
75000 Pic Celebration
 In case you didn't notice, we now have over SEVENTY FIVE THOUSAND celebrity pics. I want to thank evangeline, without whom none of this would have been possible. I know that a lot of people who read the homepage don't know the pic section is even there, and vice versa - but Iwant to try to make our worlds collide. Go LOOK! Go look. Now. I'm not kidding. You try doing something 75 thousand times. It's tougher than it looks! "Hercules" by TRAFFIK performed by Morons
I never heard this song before, and probably I never will again. But I did watch this ENTIRE video. And before you do - think of these things: 1: Why do they have a big silver ball? 2:Why do they have cranberry juice? 3: Why does one guy have no face? Notice how I didn't even make those three things into a list? THAT'S how stupid this is. If you watch the whole thing, you are tough.
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Keith Moon and Oliver Reed - By Lord Wallington Fuse
 Good day, what ho and shiver me timbers! There you go, fellow Fusiliers - a selection of greetings which you can borrow to add spice to your day. But now, to business. I first met Keith Moon and Oliver Reed at L'Hotel Outrageous in Paris, just after they'd completed filming the rock opera 'Tommy'. I was sitting in the bar, enjoying an early-morning crate of cognac, and noticed the two stars descending through the ceiling in a helicopter. The draft from the machine made it impossible to read my copy of 'Les Perversions Parisienne', so I sat quietly, occasionally taking a sip from my bucket of brandy. By chance, their aircraft landed at the table next to mine, and the two of them stumbled out, obviously a little drunk. Moon was dressed as 'Tommy' himself, and was acting in character. Pretending to be deaf, dumb and blind, he stumbled to the bar wearing an oversize pair of spectacles, an ear trumpet and, using a loudhailer, he ordered drinks for everyone in the room. Surprisingly, a group of soberly-dressed businessmen, who were holding a meeting at one of the execuitive tables, accepted his offer and ordered drinks for themselves. Reed, full of mischief as usual, was naked except for a bow tie and earrings and was riding a motorbike. Read the rest of the story here! 
I read an article about a month ago that mentioned a band with the name Vampire Weekend. It called them “revolutionary,” but with a name that conjures up images of some whiny little singer with post-modern hair and too much eye shadow, I dismissed them immediately. Heidi and Spencer are Weird, Creepy Androids.
 So I get the whole “celebrities that bitch about the paparazzi coverage yet still always seem to have their pictures taken a lot” thing. I understand, I’m cool with it; there are some famous people who don’t have any real purpose to exist, but since they like being a celebrity they need to have the media take their pictures so they can end up on the gossip blogs. I have accepted this as a part of this life and culture. |
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