| The Superficial Gallery Is the foremost resource for celebrity pictures of people you don't really think are celebrities, avatars based on things that are not very popular and, most importantly, pictures and stories about people you don't know. The site is updated with breathtaking frequency, and you should always come here and see what's new. In fact, you probably just want to bookmark it. And send it to all of your friends. Hurry...
Also - there may be a butt crack or a nip somewhere in here, so make sure you are 18 before you click anything. |
| March 2007! FEBRUARY IS DEAD! |
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THE DEADLINE FOR PICTURE PERFECT HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO FRIDAY, APRIL 6TH, 2007. GET GOING! |
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36 People are waiting for voicemail. Welcome, Swappergirl!
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| Week Ending March 30 - I'll kill you all! |
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New smackisbad. She scares me in a good way. |
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New Foobso - I don't usually take pics from threads, but meh. I will take it out if asked. |
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000('v')000 (Editor's note - I don't know what this one means, but it makes me happy) |
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New Thib. Wet Thib. Wet Thib wearing rubber. |
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The last five pages is back! Moi rules. Everyone kiss her. |
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Dollface, Miss Paris and Alex have requested their showcases be taken down. And I figured out what to do in these cases now. Click there names to see.BUT BE WARNED! IT'S STUPID! |
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For all of you who thought Stevo was dead, this pic really doesn't clear anything up. |
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People keep asking Cherry Hall things. I think it's because her voice is so goddamn sexy. Seriously. Hachi Machi. |
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Rebecca as a whistling Romanian Gymnast |
| Week Ending March 16 - Drive the snakes out of your eyeholes! |
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I have to go to Florida. Send your shit to morticia. If she is not around then send it to Joelle or Moi. But if it is for Picture Perfect, it goes to evangeline! |
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A Galaxy of Assholes. The best work of 2007. Applaud Rubicon. |
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ClosetNerd now has a showcase. And she is a bad ass. Bad. Ass. |
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New Celeb Section - Elizabeth Mitchell (drool). Thanks, Joelle! |
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Just click it. Seriously. |
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This is why I love oldlady: "I don't spend much time in GENCON so i really like going to the gallery to see y'alls pictures. I don't have the time to go through 30 text replies in the POST YER PIC thread to get to one pic of DAllasTT, so I appreciate the gallery because it is ONE STOP SHOPPING." |
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Due Balleriono |
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titled - untitled |
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my magic elf making nutty fudge bars |
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Moi is the new intern. That means she is on the Staff page. I am frigging efficient. |
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Dick Bigman hands you back this past week. It's wet now, but he can't help it. |
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Rubicon made a video with the gallery sign on her belly. Which makes her hotter, smarter, funnier and awesomer than you. |
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If you idiots know anything at all about sports, you will know how funny this site is. |
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Making other people hold the sign is the new cool thing. |
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Cake or Death - Eddie Izzard |
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Cherry Hall has decided to use her powers for good, and has become a life coach. |
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Foobso makes it back to the home page. I am going to add everyone back. |
| Week Ending March 9 - Hooray for Daylight Savings! |
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More signs. I like when you use your dogs and cats. |
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Another writing on yourself pic - at least I think it is. |
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Rubicon is drunk. Now's your chance! |
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Brand New Monet Showcase - Completely redone with all new pics. |
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Dick Bigman tells you what ydou need to know. |
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New Poster Pornstar comparisons. Meet Kaylynn, AKA Destroyer |
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Vagianta with another great column. Everyone give her rep. |
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Jethro is writing a story. Go read it. And then wait for the next chapter, which is what I'm forced to do. |
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Someone wrote "Logan's Lunch" on their boobs. Who the hell would do that? I think if the picture were not cropped, we would be able to see the gun. |
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Lavi showcase added. He needs another pic. So if I don't get one I will just put in Brian Peppers. |
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The Gallery Staff has been shaken up. Resignations, promotions, and holy crap we need a new intern! APPLY TODAY! |
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Rip's Showcase is back. This can only help to ease tensions between the U.S. and Canada. George Bush was quoted as saying: "  " |
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The sign page has been completely revamped and updated - if you are too chicken to write on yourself, then use paper. |
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I know this video has been around. But you have to root for the mom. You HAVE to. Give it about a minute to really get going. That little bastard. |
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Yeti has two more. I love Yeti - but not LOVE LOVE. Just like love. So...like. But not LIKE like. Just read it. |
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Cherry Hall has a new five pack for you. And it is particularly good this week. Like every week. |
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OK - so I wondered how this writing on yourself thing would go. Now I know. Ladies and Gentlemen, we have nipple. NSFW! NOBODY UNDER 18! |
| Week Ending March 2 |
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New Predictions from Crystal Boobs, who is so close to getting fired. Let's see if she can predict that! |
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Fuego's Showcase has been taken down by request. |
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Did you know that lots of people were 'doing it' during the World Cup? I can see why. Kind of. |
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People write on themselves for the gallery.Why don't you? |
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New Yeti - Fuck Chunks |
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I bet two of you have not seen this new alexokp picture yet. Wait, one of you. |
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Cherry Hall's got the scoop again. Go look. |
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Dick Bigman finally got the charges dropped. Let's all read his column and rejoice. |
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