IMPORTANT NEWS

OK - so if you managed to even find this page, then you know that I ran out of bandwidth. You see, I was getting about 20000 page views a week, most of which came from people lookng at Monica Bellucci. But most of her pictures were broken.

So - being the civic minded person that i am, I spent one Sunday fixing her section up but good. All the pics were hosted snugly on my shitty server, and I thought: "Boy, will I get a lot of ad views now". And I did, but the horny little dinks didnt click them - they just whacked it all day to Monica. And my Page views went from 20,000 to 80,000. Which would have been great, except I used up all my bandwidth. Which is why the site sucks, and will continue to suck until the 5th of January. When I:

A: Buy more bandwidth from shitty freewebs

or

B: Get a new host

or

C: Put porn ads all over the monica Bellucci Pages.

WHAT WILL I DO?

So, to sum up - there is not point updating anything until the New year, at which time there will be an extravaganza of coulmns, year end awards, and hopefully someone's boobs.

Thanks!