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Gimmick of the Week
Week Number Four (February 4, 2007) This week was locked up until Neo got banned. But I can't be giving the award to the Forum Powers that Be every week. I am too much of a non conformist rebel. Also, according to one person who PM'd me this week, I own this site AND thesuperficial. That makes pefect sense to me. If I owned a really popular site AND this one, I would make damn sure that I never linked from there to here. The gallery needs to make it on its own. But me being an Internet Kingpin is not the gimmick of the week. Even though I am one. NOPE! The Gimmick of the week is CAPSLOCK BUMBA! I MEAN, HOW CAN ANYONE COMPETE THIS WEEK WITH THE HOLLERING MAN FROM KENTUCKY? ONE CAN'T! WHY DON'T YOU SLAP MY WEINER ON YOUR HEAD! OR IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT, WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING ELSE THAT ONLY INVOLVES 6 WORDS OR LESS TYPED IN CAPITAL LETTERS! OLD MAN! See? It's gold! Week Number Three (January 26th) The war machine springs to life, opens up one evil eye. And so it was when YP decided to out the mods. In a gimmick never to be repeated, YP opened her one good eye, looked at who the mods were, and told everyone. I had mixed feelings about the whole thing. At first I thought it was a terrible idea. the mods have a thankless job, and don't get to ban anyone, so any shit they catch is very senseless and childish. But after thinking about it, letting them not have to remember who they are logged in as was probably liberating for them. And since none of them have quit yet, I guess they are fine with it, too. So, Outing the Mods Is the gimmick of the week. That's two for YP. Looks like VBulletin is really her forte. Hi Keller <3 Week Number Two This week's top gimmick goes to Yogurty Pie. In one fell swoop, she removed the only shred of anonymity the forum had. In the post titled 'A Friendly FYI' she let us know that she can see all the rep that is handed out. And in a follow up interview (since I stopped reading the thread), I confirmed that she can see who gives it out. So that changes lots of things. Not in the way that you would think, though. We all know how lazy she is, so I doubt like hell she is going to spend her valuable WoW time surfing our rep comments. BUT, think of what it would mean to you if YOU could find out who left those messages for you? The unsigned red boogers, the 'I love you so much but can't tell you' ones (those are from me, btw) and all the other things that make you wonder. If YOU could find out who left you those messages, wouldn't you? If YOU could get YP to check on them for you, wouldn't you? So now, more than ever before, YP is in the driver's seat. She will demand nudes, and you will give them. And she will let you know who the messages were posted by. What you do with the info is up to you. But YP will do it. For nudes. Send them to her now. A lot. Immediately. Week Number One I really like it when people take some initiative and try to do something different. Forum life needs to be more thant LOL's and people givinig each other rep all day. We need entertainment: Dupes like ***~~*~Dollface~~~~~*, attacks from a bunch of 12 year olds**, and sudden forum software changes that made everyone realize that deleting pm's really didn't delete shit (remember that, people). So, after careful consideration, I have decided to give out the gimmick of the week. Hopefully, this column will become so popular that I will be able to buy Smegma a wig. And not a crappy one, either. I thought about doing the poster of the week, but I don't read enough. but if it was going to be someone, it would be Wiper. His name is Wiper. That by itself gets me giggling, but I have taken a lot of pills. But look at this post: " I envy you for being in a beach". So succinct, so indecipherable. Godspeed, Wiper. My other serious consideration for this week was self-banning. What a novel idea. I bet GLSN wishes that YP could keep him from whacking it. Anyway, the gimmick of the week goes to Yeti Internet Romance Detective Agency: open for business. Don't get two-timed. The guy has workwed hard. I even got one of his messages, which means one of you out there wants to hump me. Or maybe it was a bunch of you teaming up to do some sort of super gang bang. but I told him that I was not going to do it. He is very professional, so i can recommend his services with no hesitation. So here's to you, Yeti. Keep up the good work, and someday I hope you out everyone so I can post it here. But I know you won't, and that's why you win the first ever Gimmick of the Week!
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Week Number Four (February 4, 2007)

This week was locked up until Neo got banned. But I can't be giving the award to the Forum Powers that Be every week. I am too much of a non conformist rebel. Also, according to one person who PM'd me this week, I own this site AND thesuperficial. That makes pefect sense to me. If I owned a really popular site AND this one, I would make damn sure that I never linked from there to here. The gallery needs to make it on its own. But me being an Internet Kingpin is not the gimmick of the week. Even though I am one.

NOPE! The Gimmick of the week is CAPSLOCK BUMBA! I MEAN, HOW CAN ANYONE COMPETE THIS WEEK WITH THE HOLLERING MAN FROM KENTUCKY?

ONE CAN'T!

WHY DON'T YOU SLAP MY WEINER ON YOUR HEAD! OR IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT, WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING ELSE THAT ONLY INVOLVES 6 WORDS OR LESS TYPED IN CAPITAL LETTERS!

OLD MAN!

See? It's gold!

Week Number Three (January 26th)

The war machine springs to life, opens up one evil eye. And so it was when YP decided to out the mods. In a gimmick never to be repeated, YP opened her one good eye, looked at who the mods were, and told everyone. I had mixed feelings about the whole thing. At first I thought it was a terrible idea. the mods have a thankless job, and don't get to ban anyone, so any shit they catch is very senseless and childish.

But after thinking about it, letting them not have to remember who they are logged in as was probably liberating for them. And since none of them have quit yet, I guess they are fine with it, too. So, Outing the Mods Is the gimmick of the week. That's two for YP. Looks like VBulletin is really her forte.

Hi Keller <3

Week Number Two

This week's top gimmick goes to Yogurty Pie. In one fell swoop, she removed the only shred of anonymity the forum had. In the post titled 'A Friendly FYI' she let us know that she can see all the rep that is handed out. And in a follow up interview (since I stopped reading the thread), I confirmed that she can see who gives it out. So that changes lots of things.

Not in the way that you would think, though. We all know how lazy she is, so I doubt like hell she is going to spend her valuable WoW time surfing our rep comments. BUT, think of what it would mean to you if YOU could find out who left those messages for you? The unsigned red boogers, the 'I love you so much but can't tell you' ones (those are from me, btw) and all the other things that make you wonder.

If YOU could find out who left you those messages, wouldn't you? If YOU could get YP to check on them for you, wouldn't you? So now, more than ever before, YP is in the driver's seat. She will demand nudes, and you will give them. And she will let you know who the messages were posted by. What you do with the info is up to you. But YP will do it. For nudes. Send them to her now. A lot. Immediately.

Week Number One

I really like it when people take some initiative and try to do something different. Forum life needs to be more thant LOL's and people givinig each other rep all day. We need entertainment: Dupes like **~*~**~*Dollface~~*~~*~*, attacks from a bunch of 12 year olds, and sudden forum software changes that made everyone realize that deleting pm's really didn't delete shit (remember that, people).

So, after careful consideration, I have decided to give out the gimmick of the week. Hopefully, this column will become so popular that I will be able to buy Smegma a wig. And not a crappy one, either.

I thought about doing the poster of the week, but I don't read enough. but if it was going to be someone, it would be Wiper. His name is Wiper. That by itself gets me giggling, but I have taken a lot of pills. But look at this post: " I envy you for being in a beach". So succinct, so indecipherable. Godspeed, Wiper.

My other serious consideration for this week was self-banning. What a novel idea. I bet GLSN wishes that YP could keep him from whacking it.

Anyway, the gimmick of the week goes to Yeti Internet Romance Detective Agency: open for business. Don't get two-timed. The guy has workwed hard. I even got one of his messages, which means one of you out there wants to hump me. Or maybe it was a bunch of you teaming up to do some sort of super gang bang. but I told him that I was not going to do it. He is very professional, so i can recommend his services with no hesitation.

So here's to you, Yeti. Keep up the good work, and someday I hope you out everyone so I can post it here. But I know you won't, and that's why you win the first ever Gimmick of the Week!