The only thing that makes me feel bad about starting my new Hot Politician feature with Kathleen Sebelius is that the only reason I know who she is is the terrible Tornado that hit her state of Kansas. So before the foolishness begins, I recommend that everyone click this link to Greensburg Relief Information and do something to help these poor people.
Now, onto Kathleen. Here is what I know:
- She is a Democrat
- She is the Governor of one of the 'Rectangle States'. Don't let that squiggly part in the upper right fool you. It's a rectangle.
- She is pissed at George Bush for making her National Guard guys take all their trucks to Iraq. But I think if she were a Republican, she would not be so mad.
And she is hot. Stately Hot. I may have cherry picked the best picture of her, and the only reason I even thought of doing this was because I was watching Olbermann and they showed her for like two seconds and I thought: wow, she's hot for a Governor. But that doesn't matter. Look at her. Nice short hair. Surprisingly little neck wattle. An attractive brooch. Even her name is hot. Sebelius. Sounds like a Star Trek drink.
I am going to make sure we have a Sebelius gallery soon. Just you watch. |