This is the one place where Bumba can speak his mind. Except for on his own sites....and voice chat...and, um, the phone. Shut up.
Welcome to another installment of Bumba's Corner.
This week I've noticed an influx of new users who have the personalities of stuffed animals.
Some claim they have lives outside of the internet, but I seriously doubt that having a life outside the internet will make you stupid.
whats next; Will all the new posters be gullible farm animals?
Will the old heads return and make fun of them to no end?
I for one really hope so.
On to the parasite that is tyrone buggums.
You sucked as the recapper. That is all.
Have you checked out my myspace pages? Well stop bullshitting and get to it..
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The Bumba Show!
The new episode of the Bumba show is 90% complete.
Special thanks to Michael over at The Deli for the delicious guest Idea.
Stay tuned, because this ones going to knock your funky socks off.
Losers of The Superficial Forum..
As far as I can tell luckeecharm is close to one of the dumbest personas I have ever encountered on the internet, You Tube included.
So, how is it possible that Simply Irresistayuck is worse than her? How? How could this happen you say?
1. The saggy Boob pic
2. The undying need for attention
3. She's actually uglier than luckeecharm
I'm sure theres more, but I'm done thinking about these wackos.
Even with this said, I don't hate her as much as I hate Luckee, what a stupid fucking bitch!
I hope your boyfriend pees on your face while you're sleeping.
Well, thats all folks...
Holla!
She stated that she had no idea who I was, and asked Logan if she should know who I am.
I decided that she doesnt matter to me, so I'm alright with it.
I'm missing zombie and wish she would just pop up and be cynical towards someone, anyone..even if its me.
On to my life...
Ive been in the studio non stop and I have atleast 4 albums ready to be released.
While getting all of this accomplished I'm also trying to assemble a worldwide street team.
I need your help; if you are willing to assist please let me know. Asap.
So far I've met 3 people from the Superficial forums and all of them were fucking awesome.
I'm definitely looking forward to hanging out with them again.
Who will be next? I'm thinking that poetry loving bastard Bustedstr8, guess we'll just have to wait and see. I'm sure we'll just get drunk and he'll force me to listen to his poetry which will promtly put me to sleep.
And I'm almost positive that i'll be meeting Acadia at some point. After all, he is a genius, and who doesnt want to meet a genius? Probably a jealous fart sniffer like you.
Moving right along....
I laugh at women who think they have it hard in america and i challenge them to move to Iran. Where things like what happened to ( Atefeh Rajabi ) and worse happen on a daily basis.
Lets see how appreciative you are of these horny amercian and free world men who idolize your bodies, rather than kill you or burn your face with battery acid if you display the goods.
Ya know, sometimes I want to piss on almost every one of you internet junkies.
I picture you in the place of the little girl and me in the place of R.Kelly.
However I would not video tape it because the satisfaction of knowing it once happened would suffice.
So go ahead, ask yourself.
"What would it be like to have Bumba pissing all over me?"
I imagine that it would be something like <A HREF="http://images5.theimagehosting.com/lohanpiss.gif">this.</A>
You get the picture. Enough about my fantasy.
Lets discuss your reality, aka the forum. Hahahaha..loser!
Why does jxn hate The Great Bumba?
>Maybe he was beat up by a black guy that resembled me, aka any black guy.
<Maybe he was not lurking long enough to understand that I am here to laugh at all of you.
Either way, fuck you buddy. Hahahahhaha
Why did the board go in a frenzy over a few nudes?
My only guess is that you guys need to add some new porn to your collection.
Is tyrone playing with his penis when he posts?
Ofcourse he is.
Do I like Justin?
NO. I fucking love justin. He understands the internet. Unlike you. Dummy.
Last thing, to all you other "Black Gentlemen" on the board...
Did you see that poll asking who had more soul?
Ofcourse You did, and guess what? I won asshole.
Why you ask? Maybe its because I post alot.
Maybe you should try posting while smoking pot.
Haha, Im kidding lil daddy thats bad.
Dont do drugs man, listen to your dad.
But fuck you and all that, drugs make me happy
Bumba says do drugs, tell that to ya papi.
but whats up this is my corner and you have just walked into a real shit storm of nonsensical jargon babble whatever the hell you wanna call it.
It was my birthday on Derby eve. Now I know that only 5% of you guys even know what that is, but let me tell you its about 160,000 people dumped into this small city that is already accustomed to partying 7 days a week. Shit was off the chain celebrities and such running around dancing with the commoners, it was what YOU want to happen on your birthday but it never does. HAR HAR Times like this I love my ride. Anyways back to you weaklings..
dude (you know you you are) you are such a bitch and you know it..hahahhahahaha you fucking know it to your soul man.
I feel like im top of the world right now with my heineken and a sweet ass optimo rolled to perfection as i prepare myself for a night out with a lovely young lady
sexy for men - check
timbalands - check
shine my golds - check
two pieces - check
lotion - check
so fresh n so clean....
I bet you're reading this emotionlessly tapping away at your keyboard ridiculing or asskissing anyone around (yea you know who you are) it's so sad that you have to keep living like this. Soon my friend things will shape up and you too will have a life which consists of more than (you know what and you know what).
God i hate when people are so vague that it makes you wonder why is he obviously being vague and its fucking stupid and so are you for reading this so i bid you adieu and give my congratulations to you for coming to my page and giving us another click.
Holla!
Ps: Hey Mininonated, Congratulaions on your anniversary and I hope things get better, though it aint sounding too hopeful.(NPI)
This is My corner...which means its time for you to shut the fuck up and listen to my important words of wisdom as well as hypocritical humor.
1st of all, lets get the banning issue outa the way.
I would have put Smegma and Tinadoll in a poll against each other under my previous name "Bumba". But, seeing as how I want everyone to love me...I couldnt possibly do that and still be adored.
OK. ENOUGH of the BULLSHIT.
I really made the dupe because I wanted to put a host of people against each other and the name "Hot or NOt" seemed fitting. If anyone would have asked me if I had created the dupe I would have said yes w/o hesitation. Since we have rules against such activities I was banned almost immediately. Did I cry, NO! Did I ask for my the release of my screen name? Fucking right I did. But, as you can see... that didnt happen.
So I decided to make my new name "That Nigga"....w/o posting anything offensive...I was IP banned w/o any warning. Some may rejoice...because I'm hated by many and loved by few, but seriously, couldnt Keller have said "HEY, YOU CANT USE THAT NAME?". I didnt use a proxy so It was pretty evident that I wasnt trying to hide. YP would have atleast asked me to change my name...I've seen worse...not get IP banned..but I aint trippin KELLER, I could have sworn we were a bit cooler than that bullshit.
Anyways..Im drunk.. I had a fulfilling day...
Rav posted PICS, Finally. Not so bad after all, dawg.
Everyone that got sucked into the "VORTEX".. 1 love. The rest of you hatefull bastids DIE..DIE..DIE BITCH!