Headline ASK CHERRY HALL!

Dear Cherry Hall,

My coworker is in love with me. He keeps instant messaging me and turning on the webcam at innapropriate times. Last night he sent this:

timswoft: I'm not wearing any pants.
me: This is getting out of hand.
timswoft: brb. turning on webcam.
timswoft: You like that? Yeah, you do.
me: FFS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
timswoft: kisses!

I'm pretty sure he knows I'm not gay. And even if I was, I'd be more the Rev's type, or Adon's. But at the end of the day, I'm all about the pussy. How do I let this jackass down easily without making work awkward?

Sincerely,

Busted Up
*names have been changed to protect identities.

Dear Busted,

When holding webcam convos, the recipient is always asked if they will accept prior to recieving web cam feed. You didn't have to see his wang, but I think you wanted to.

That being said, try hooking him up with some of the gayer members of the forum to direct attention away from yourself. If you're wearing assless chaps that day, for the love of god, don't tell him. Also, stop pretending to be gay so you can get chicks. You're sending mixed signals to everyone.

Sincerely,

Cherry Hall