She is a reluctant hero



PREDICTIONS by Crystal Boobs Accuracy Guaranteed! Even the picture is real (no kidding)
03/04 Ricardo Pino is proven to be an actual Venezuelan pedophile and not Ms. Kiki's dupe. He later requests a name change to Ricky Retardo and YP grants it since no one calls him anything else anyway. gigi la touche and bumba go through all the classic chick lit bullshit drama of hate at first sight only to have a sudden flash of realization they are meant for each other. Fireworks and romance devolve into raising babies and making payments on a fancy grill for gigi. 02/10 “The St. Valentine's Day Massacre” (History 7 p.m.) Here are four things you can bet on for Valentine's Day: Whitman's will sell a whole lot of chocolate hearts; the flower store will be out of roses; rav will be alone and bitter; History Channel will rerun this documentary about the notorious 1927 Mob massacre in Chicago for the umpteeth time. 12/08 rubicon gurl enlisted yeti's help in exacting her revenge against kiki. yeti's super sperm impregnanted her with a fast maturing fetus. All told, rubi had 6 babies in 18 months. kiki never mocked her for being infertile again. FEB 2007: neo gets drunk and starts a massive VC. While discussing rav endlessly, he inadvertently reveals it is all a scam, cooked up by the two of them. They are actually high school friends who chat on the phone often. They concocted the rivalry for the LOLZ. Of course. 10/10 kilgore trout moves to the UK where she is made aware her supercillious nature is subpar to that of the Brits. She cries about it until she realizes it is the English way to pull a stiff upper lip. She takes employment in a chip shop so as to better study the natives. They mostly mock her. Adonistic voted Time Magazine's Man of the Year, 2008, 2009, 2010. 'nuff said. 9/1 In the first two hours after her banning, Nina uses up 57 pads of sticky notes, covering every surface of the house with notes that read "POST." Her mother kills her. The mortician is able to manipulate her face into a smile. Due to financial woes, Kiki moves in with Mistress House. Sadly, the pit named Boogie kills Joey in the first week. Other than that, they settle into a pleasant same sex parenting relationship. Kiki has a beautiful little girl named Keller and Mistress House's son's middle name is Tyrone. Both kids get showcases. Before I put dates on them.... luckeecharm, despite ALL strongly worded advice to the contrary, spends $1200 on a god awful mess of a layered lacey pooffy wedding dress. It was 2 sizes too small; she looked like a tube of biscuit dough that was left in a hot car. The 2 kids she had by him wigged out on the sugar from the grocery store reception cupcakes. Her boyfriend got stoned on the way to the city hall basement and accidentally on purpose got on the wrong bus. He woke up in Tulsa and stayed there. He met a self confident waitress at the truck stop and cleaned his life up. luckee herself went through 3 more pothead boyfriends (and 2 more kids) before she got her GED and became a phlebotomist. catpeeler is the victim of random gun violence in October of 2008. According to witness reports, the assailant was wearing a Ronald Reagan mask at the time. bustedstr8 later posts that he has "killed a man with nothing more than a stern glare and a sawed off shotgun." The crime was never solved as authorities don't care much about some "left wing nut job". Mistress House Spends years crusading for the rights of pit bulls and ex-cons alike. Sees no irony in her causes. Killed in a freak accident with an emu at age 34. In early 2008, Tyrone Biggums pulls off the greatest e-stalking coup of TSF history when he tracks Tom Swift down in northern cracker Florida. It is revealed he shops at Wal*Mart, enjoys Monster Truck rallies and swap meets. He loves in a tar paper shack, complete with a rusty refrigerator on the front stoop and flea bitten hounds barking non stop. Tom Swift was never heard from again.

03/04

Ricardo Pino is proven to be an actual Venezuelan pedophile and not Ms. Kiki's dupe. He later requests a name change to Ricky Retardo and YP grants it since no one calls him anything else anyway.

gigi la touche and bumba go through all the classic chick lit bullshit drama of hate at first sight only to have a sudden flash of realization they are meant for each other. Fireworks and romance devolve into raising babies and making payments on a fancy grill for gigi.

02/10

“The St. Valentine's Day Massacre” (History 7 p.m.) Here are four things you can bet on for Valentine's Day: Whitman's will sell a whole lot of chocolate hearts; the flower store will be out of roses; rav will be alone and bitter; History Channel will rerun this documentary about the notorious 1927 Mob massacre in Chicago for the umpteeth time.

12/08

rubicon gurl enlisted yeti's help in exacting her revenge against kiki. yeti's super sperm impregnanted her with a fast maturing fetus. All told, rubi had 6 babies in 18 months. kiki never mocked her for being infertile again.

FEB 2007: neo gets drunk and starts a massive VC. While discussing rav endlessly, he inadvertently reveals it is all a scam, cooked up by the two of them. They are actually high school friends who chat on the phone often. They concocted the rivalry for the LOLZ. Of course.

10/10

kilgore trout moves to the UK where she is made aware her supercillious nature is subpar to that of the Brits. She cries about it until she realizes it is the English way to pull a stiff upper lip. She takes employment in a chip shop so as to better study the natives. They mostly mock her.

Adonistic voted Time Magazine's Man of the Year, 2008, 2009, 2010. 'nuff said.

9/1

In the first two hours after her banning, Nina uses up 57 pads of sticky notes, covering every surface of the house with notes that read "POST." Her mother kills her. The mortician is able to manipulate her face into a smile.

Due to financial woes, Kiki moves in with Mistress House. Sadly, the pit named Boogie kills Joey in the first week. Other than that, they settle into a pleasant same sex parenting relationship. Kiki has a beautiful little girl named Keller and Mistress House's son's middle name is Tyrone. Both kids get showcases.

Before I put dates on them....

luckeecharm, despite ALL strongly worded advice to the contrary, spends $1200 on a god awful mess of a layered lacey pooffy wedding dress. It was 2 sizes too small; she looked like a tube of biscuit dough that was left in a hot car. The 2 kids she had by him wigged out on the sugar from the grocery store reception cupcakes. Her boyfriend got stoned on the way to the city hall basement and accidentally on purpose got on the wrong bus. He woke up in Tulsa and stayed there. He met a self confident waitress at the truck stop and cleaned his life up. luckee herself went through 3 more pothead boyfriends (and 2 more kids) before she got her GED and became a phlebotomist.

catpeeler is the victim of random gun violence in October of 2008. According to witness reports, the assailant was wearing a Ronald Reagan mask at the time. bustedstr8 later posts that he has "killed a man with nothing more than a stern glare and a sawed off shotgun." The crime was never solved as authorities don't care much about some "left wing nut job".

Mistress House Spends years crusading for the rights of pit bulls and ex-cons alike. Sees no irony in her causes. Killed in a freak accident with an emu at age 34.

In early 2008, Tyrone Biggums pulls off the greatest e-stalking coup of TSF history when he tracks Tom Swift down in northern cracker Florida. It is revealed he shops at Wal*Mart, enjoys Monster Truck rallies and swap meets. He loves in a tar paper shack, complete with a rusty refrigerator on the front stoop and flea bitten hounds barking non stop.

Tom Swift was never heard from again.