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The Superficial Drinking Game

by Rubicon

 

Take a sip when...

  • kiki says "holy fawk" or "rotflmao"
  • ravioli goes apeshit
  • nina talks about models
  • billybob/czech talks about sports
  • Thib talks about wine
  • every time Mr Rick or Morticia post in the "I just got laid thread"
  • every time Stevo posts in the "I'm horny" thread
  • when mort talks about food
  • when daiquiri talks about exercise or kate moss
  • neo talks about how normal and well adjusted he is
  • rebecca posts a pic of herself making a funny facial expression
  • ballsack mentions money
  • ballsack posts under nina's username
  • someone calls Luckee fat
  • neo makes a poll
  • neo uses the word obsessed
  • neo uses the word insane
  • yeti posts an animation
  • busted talks about maker's mark or bears
  • luckeecharm talks about her boyfriend her cat or her job
  • kiki talks about kiko jr
  • a dupe appears
  • apotheosis uses a word you have to look up
  • clarice makes an obscure pop culture reference
  • logan tells someone to take it to the lunch thread
  • tinadoll whines about being treated unfairly
  • adonistic posts a shirtless pic
  • when salsera posts a pic of a hot black dude you've never heard of
  • lashana posts an ass shot
Take a gulp when....
  • Acadia "runs in wearing giant tie"
  • yogurty pie has a new food item in her sig/avatar
  • someone mentions pancake tits
  • ravioli goes apeshit and makes more than 10 threads in less than an hour
  • neo makes a poll about ravioli
  • neo makes a thread that could (should) have been a PM
  • if you are posting on a Friday or Saturday night
  • Smegma suddenly appears
  • someone mentions BizBoy's PM to Lindsay
  • Bumba's capslock key gets stuck
  • Tom Swift mentions cheese
  • someone mentions "headboard"
  • someone posts a "neo is a fag" photoshop
  • you get neg rep from lil flip
  • you get a sexually explicit +rep
  • anytime you come across the phrase "leg cancer"
  • someone mentions soybomb or hotpink
  • you get a neg rep from "ravioli"
  • when there are two other posters admittedly drunk posting
  • you get an infraction
  • poisoned ash posts her latest drawing/painting of Bumba
CHUG when...
  • a poster appears after someone casually mentions them
  • someone has obviously been searching for their name and bumps and old thread
  • more than 5 old threads are bumped within 10 minutes
  • you get more than 2 green reps for a single post
  • someone gets banned
  • you come across a post with multiple paragraphs
  • GLSN PMs you his phone number
  • if neo quotes HIMSELF and replies to his own post
  • whenever you see yourself quoted in someone's signature

 

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