Picture Perfect |
This is page three - I can't be putting all the pics on one page. Please remember that someone got these pics, so they are not impossible. Good luck! IF THE SIGN IS NOT IN THE PIC, IT DOES NOT COUNT. IF YOU ARE POOR AND DONT HAVE A PRINTER, YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN SIGN BUT YOU WILL HAVE A -1 PENALTY |
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| 23: Employees Only. If anyone says to you: Get away from there! That's for employees only! You say: "I'm employed" and take the picture. |  |
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| 24: Police Department. It needs to be obvious. An extra point if you hold the sign over your face during your perp walk. |  |
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| 25: Graffiti Wall. You can do the graffiti yourself. I don't care. |  |
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| 26: Grease Dumpster. If you don't know what one of these is, ask evangeline. I think she uses them for her hair. |  |
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| 27: Fire Engine. It needs to be legit. No cheating with toys or car engines that are on fire. Well, maybe a car engine that's on fire. But nothing else. |  |
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| 28: Baby Changing Station: It is worth one if it does not have the McDonald's Logo on it. It is worth 2 if it does. Bonus! |  |
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| 29: Golf Cart: The location and / or condition of the cart are irrelevant. It just needs to be a golf cart. |  |
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| 30: Porta Potty: We aren't asking anyone to go in it. Just get near it. Or tip it over if your buddy is in there. But make sure the sign is on it. |  |
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| 31: No Trespassing: Pretty self explanatory. Go somewhere you aren't supposed to be. I may give extra credit if the sign is from Area 51 or the Pentagon or something. But probably not. |  |
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| 32: Slide: Curly or straight, it doesn't matter. We might have helped you out by putting this up with the swing one, but why would we do that? |  |
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| 33: Helicopter: AND IT HAS TO BE ON THE GROUND! I don't want a lot of shit pics with the sign being held up and there's a dot in the sky. Unless the dot is Power Girl. She's hot. |  |
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| 34: Train: As long as it is real, the rest does not matter. But it DOES need to be a freight train. No gay trolleys or subways. And anyone who tries to give us a tram is going to get punched in the face. |  |
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| 35: Front End Loader: Only Front End Loaders will be accepted. Steam Shovels are for jerks. |  |
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| 36:Arnold: It has to be a poster of something of him. You can't print a pic of him and do it. That would not be fair to Rip, who is poor. |  |
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| 37: Anchor: AHOY! |  |
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| 38: Fishing Lure: It does not have to be on a table - it could be like, on the shelf in a store. |  |
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| 39: Zebra: It can be alive or dead, but the sign must be upon its head. heh |  |
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| 40: Pizza: Toppings are up to you - but it needs to be half gone. |  |
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| 41: Acadia: It has to say Acadia, it has to be professionally printed, and it cannot have come from a web page you printed. Again, think of Rip. |  |
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| 42: Plane: It does not have to look like a bunch of bums live in it - but it has to be on the ground, and you have to be close to it. Well, on the other side of the fence, but close. |  |
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| 43: Cigar: There will be some sort of bonus if the cigar is protruding from one of your bodily holes. |  |
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| 44: Red Checked Tablecloth: Pretty self explanatory. But if you have huge red checked underwear I probably won't know the difference. |  |
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| 45: Ms. Pac Man Machine : It has to be Ms. Pac Man. And it has to show off her delicious yellow spherical whoriness. |  |
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| 46: Golf Hole: Needs to be across the hole. Like a thong. |  |
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| 47: Maid Sign: It has to be the 'make up room' side, NOT the Do not Disturb side. |  |
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| 48, 49 and 50: Derek. If you get a subway person (with nametag), it is worth 1. If he or she is holding a cup, it is worth 2, and if his or her name is Derek, it is worth 3. Good luck. |  |
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