Heidi and Spencer are Weird, Creepy Androids.

So I get the whole “celebrities that bitch about the paparazzi coverage yet still always seem to have their pictures taken a lot” thing. I understand, I’m cool with it; there are some famous people who don’t have any real purpose to exist, but since they like being a celebrity they need to have the media take their pictures so they can end up on the gossip blogs. I have accepted this as a part of this life and culture.

But staging some weak semblance of a life for celebrity coverage is just fucking annoying; I read these sites, and I notice these two Aryan youths names Heidi and Spencer are showing up constantly in these odd, unnatural poses. Look at the above pictures; who the fuck looks like that, especially in candid shots? The worst part is that I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE. All I have on them is that Heidi has implants and they are on some show called The Hills.

So these people, who look like some “keep the master race pure” propaganda ad are posing and trying to look natural yet coming off as really unsettling. The only thing that would make me happy as a human now is if we found out months from now that the current administration has created these people in a lab to distract us from more important issues we should be paying attention to. Because if that were true, it would combine my two favorite things: eerie government conspiracies and really well made pieces of technology.