Sona of a Beech

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It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.

He replies, "It's neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on.