I did this because it has been in my head all week. I thank all the people who helped me, and I apologize in advance to the people who were omitted. It was, in all cases, the fault of an evil axis of rhyme and meter which I could not defeat.
It is to be sung to the tune of 'We Didn't Start the Fire' by Billy Joel. If you come up with more verses, send them to me.
Post a picture, where are you from, superficial posts
People bitched so Hole created, People scared of Minionated
GM_Axis, Heineken, Do you believe in ghosts?
subparficial, kali banned, post a picture of your hand
alix*, ZaZ, yogurty pie, Acadia is too a guy.
krayziesaiko, backfat, Melissa Rivers cowboy hat
sk8er, Crafti, Tom Cruise, Molly, upwithstalin goodbye
We didn't start the forum
We may say it's boring
But we all keep whoring
We didn't start the forum
So if Karl keeps hosting
Then we'll all keep posting
DallasTT loves his ride, backfat pukes when she's outside
Magna Carta, Secret Santa, poet bustedstr8
Big Man rags on Rubicon, to her aid comes Halcyon
isthishealthy, Wednesday, Ramirez loves to hate
C-shells, bladeofkeys, YOU COULD WATCH DVD'S
Superficial shows his bod, Fuego's English, very flawed.
MrHouse, toastycakes, The Bumba Show, heartaches
Forming cliques, mrrick, People posting voice clips
We didn't start the forum
We may say it's boring
But we all keep whoring
We didn't start the forum
So if Karl keeps hosting
Then we'll all keep posting
Skitzodee, League of Cats, Manifesto, Mort's Fat
Apotheosis, Raging Panda, ball sure does love Allesandra
Gentleman, Check Please, Zombie Sweetheart, Scheve Trees
Perez Hilton came one day, Only Hotpink got to stay
Playing War, our Quinn is Mighty, Enigma is not fond of whitey
Wrinklenuts, Xenu, Tell us what you're listening to.
LilFlip, get a life, weirdo dentist and his wife
Jewbot, Revolt, SoyBomb, let's all go to our Prom
We didn't start the forum
We may say it's boring
But we all keep whoring
We didn't start the forum
So if Karl keeps hosting
Then we'll all keep posting
tessa and her Orange Skin, Supertramp will cheat to win
monets our favorite lezzy, Photoshopping Pezzy
abbo's kickin' pizza, Battlestar Galactica
No Edits, No more Polls, that's life in the new Hole
CandyKayne, magic_X, forty thousand threads on sex
History's Mysteries, all the fights, good people were lost tonight
We didn't start the forum
We may say it's boring
But we all keep whoring
We didn't start the forum
So if Karl keeps hosting
Then we'll all keep posting
Thib, jethro, MiraQue, some get banned but seem to stay
Tinadoll, THE SIG, ninanina, Phoenix, wig?
Tyrone, Tom Swift, Adonistic, some threads are sadistic.
Drbaldwin, booyah, luckeecharm, gingerlucky rip and marm.
glsn, Alex quits, voice chat, yoyo's tits
Threads with kegs, JD begs, headboard, Skinny, cancer legs
morticia, Smegma, pilaf pics, rodeoHK has no dick
jeremy, gliss (we really miss), No one gets what Keller is.......
We didn't start the forum
We may say it's boring
But we all keep whoring
We didn't start the forum
So if Karl keeps hosting
Then we'll all keep posting