Why you should eat Fruit Stripe gum (especially while you are high)

the flavor the flavors they are amazing

chew it
chew it with your mouth open so it's all squish-y smack-y
lick the back of your hand and press the wrapper down on it
give yourself a tattoo of a zebra inline skating, hang gliding, playing basketball, bicycling, snowboarding, surfing, playing soccer, or playing tennis
his names is Yipes, in case you were wondering
when you wake up the next morning you have smudged blue ink all over your hands and on the side of your mouth
fuck the flavor ran out
on to the next piece
i like to eat all the flavors in a row
but some people like to eat the flavors randomly
that's fine just don't eat any of the melon
save it for me please
i hate the cherry flavor
it's the pits
peach is okay though
fuck it tastes so fucking good
next piece
next piece
eat the whole pack
in one sitting
share it with your friends though, if they are there
yumyumyum