#10. You can pull out your bible afterwards and watch as the 10 commandments are broken

#9. After catpeeler posts that English section on the GED doesn't look too hard (soybomb only)

#8. You can cut and paste Tom Swifts comments to use in your Monday morning quarterbacking for your CSPAN fantasy league

#7. We will all get to fondly remember Mac Daddy, damn they grow up so fast.

#6. It has no lunch with Logan thread

#5. As far as we know, Dallas TT has never made it past the Auto section in the daily paper

#4. You can put funny voices to posters long soliloquies in your head, I like to use Marvin the Martin for Apotheosis.

#3. Its fun to took at old threads where tyrone got confused over who to hate when african americans and republicans both posted

#2. The hate has a deeper meaning than, "omg, you called my ugly" It's usually, "Omg you called me dumb"

#1. You get to inform the celeb pics people that the 3rd world isn't Madonna and Angelina's petting zoo.