Taking a Lady to Bed

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Taking a lady to bed....

What is the difference
between women aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?


At 8 -- You take
her to bed and tell
her a story.



At 18 --
You tell her a story
and take her to bed.



At 28 -- You don't
need to tell her a
story to take her to bed.





At 38 -- She tells you a
story and takes you to bed.





At 48 -- She tells
you a story to avoid
going to bed.




.
At 58 -- You stay in
bed to avoid her story.





At 68 -- If you take her
to bed, that'll be a story!





At 78 --
What story???
What bed???
Who the hell are you???