Vodka & Red Bull Cake Recipe

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Can’t see anything wrong, thought this was how you made Christmas cake!!!!!



Ingredients

1 cup water 1 cup brown sugar

1 tsp baking soda 1 cup sugar

1 tsp salt Lemon Juice

4 large eggs Nuts

1 bottle Vodka 1 can Red Bull

2 cups dried fruit



Method

1/ Sample the Vodka to check the quality.

2/ Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again.

3/ To be sure it's of the highest quality, pour one level cup, mix with a little

Red Bull and drink.

4/ Repeat.

5/ Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large, fluffy bowl.

6/ Add 1 tsp sugar. Beat again.

7/ At this point it's is best to make sure the Vodka is still ok.

8/ Flavour with Red Bull to taste.

9/ Try another cup - just in case, turn off the mixerer.

10/ Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

11/ Pick fruit off floor.

12/ Mix on the turner.

13/ If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a

drewscriver.

14/ Shample the Vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed

Rull.

15/ Next ssiffft 2 cups of salt. Or something - who giveshz a *h*t.

16/ Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder.

17/ Pick up the can, mop the floor.

18/ Check the Vodka.

19/ Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

20/ Add one table.

21/ Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink, whatever you can find.

22/ Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

23/ Don't forget to beat off the turner.

24/ Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Vodka and fall

into bed.

CHERRY MISTMASHHH