Vodka & Red Bull Cake Recipe
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Can’t see anything wrong, thought this was how you made Christmas cake!!!!!
Ingredients
1 cup water 1 cup brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda 1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt Lemon Juice
4 large eggs Nuts
1 bottle Vodka 1 can Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit
Method
1/ Sample the Vodka to check the quality.
2/ Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again.
3/ To be sure it's of the highest quality, pour one level cup, mix with a little
Red Bull and drink.
4/ Repeat.
5/ Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large, fluffy bowl.
6/ Add 1 tsp sugar. Beat again.
7/ At this point it's is best to make sure the Vodka is still ok.
8/ Flavour with Red Bull to taste.
9/ Try another cup - just in case, turn off the mixerer.
10/ Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11/ Pick fruit off floor.
12/ Mix on the turner.
13/ If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a
drewscriver.
14/ Shample the Vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed
Rull.
15/ Next ssiffft 2 cups of salt. Or something - who giveshz a *h*t.
16/ Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder.
17/ Pick up the can, mop the floor.
18/ Check the Vodka.
19/ Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
20/ Add one table.
21/ Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink, whatever you can find.
22/ Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
23/ Don't forget to beat off the turner.
24/ Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Vodka and fall
into bed.
CHERRY MISTMASHHH
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