Wedding Doves

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Imagine the following..... You have just made it through
your wedding ceremony and have stepped out on the front
steps of the church.


The photographer raises his camera. Following a family tradition,
both of you hold white doves which you will release together.

You and your new husband stand shoulder to shoulder with a
dove in your hands as your friends and family eagerly wait.
The photographer gives the signal and you and your husband
open your hands toward the sky.

Not a dry eye anywhere, the camera flashes; the moment is
saved for eternity...

You think the doves are going to poop, don't you?