My little state in the corner had a very big day today.



http://pressherald.mainetoday.com/story ... PHnws&pg=2

Meh. Old news.

Elsewhere across the globe:

Men walking about in Langley should be wary after a woman viciously kicked a man in the groin, causing him to lose a testicle.

“I just want to know what her problem is,” Anthony Clark, 22, told The Province Tuesday. “People like her shouldn’t be on the streets.”

Clark was walking along 200th Avenue in the Brookswood area of Langley one afternoon in early September when he passed his assailant on the sidewalk.

“I was looking down and then I took a passing glance and saw her walk up to me,” he said.

That’s when the young woman inexplicably kicked him in the groin hard enough to send one of his testicles into his abdomen.

Clark wasn’t aware of the severity of his injury until later that night when he “noticed something was missing.”

He consulted his doctor and a specialist, both of whom believed his testicle could be brought down again in surgery.

It wasn’t until he woke up afterwards that he discovered the doctors were wrong — the force of the assault had caused his testicle to rupture. It had to be removed and will be replaced by a prosthetic before Christmas.

“My doctors say I will still be able to have children,” Clark said. “But at 22 that’s not something I want a stranger, this woman, to decide.”

Embarrassed by the situation, Clark didn’t go to the police until nearly four weeks after the attack.

Constables have told him there have been three or four similar assaults on other men, Clark said.

Langley RCMP said they would like to speak to other victims, although there have been no official reported incidents, spokeswoman Const. Holly Marks said.

The suspect is described as a Caucasian woman, in her late teens or early 20s. She was between five foot five and five foot seven tall, and 130 pounds with a slim build, and brown hair.
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this is not old news. the polls just closed.

i dont like knowing that nut kicker is out there

I think if this passes gay marriage measures will be 0-30 when put to public referendum.

I don't care what anyone says...I'm still marrying a couple of lesbians

I think women at Langley have discovered the female to male equivalent of rape. It's not a crime of passion, it's a crime of violence.

I voted no, meaning do not repeal the law. Obviously one and a half persons canceled me out. I have no problem with gay marriage, Marriage is overrated in my opinion, love and family will always be stronger than marriage.

I also voted to open up a small pot farming business here in Maine and won. Wish me luck.

I know you want to come off all sensitive and deep with clap like this, Buddha, but you just end up looking like a douche.

Oh gee, thanks busted, I guess I just forgot how careful I have to be about what I say here. I promise I'll think twice and hit enter once next time.
I'm going to go clean out a vagina now.

I'm pretty sure I was asking you to be the opposite of careful when you hit enter here. I mean sure it was pretty awesome and bold how you took that controversial stand in favor of love and family against the forces of loveless marriages but we've come to expect more out of you. You're Jethro for crying out loud!

Where do you stand on kids being mauled by bears? Crack addiction?

You really pose more questions than you answer, Mr Inigma.

Get the essence of your douchness yet?

Sorry I'm boring you.

Huh? Boring? LOL...I guess that is as good as trying to defend the stupid comment you made in hopes of appealing to most. Yes, boring is what I would call it in that you made no attempt at being anything other than vanilla.

What the fuck is your problem? Why do you have to be such an ass?
You didn't like my comment so you resort to name calling...
And I have to defend what I say? To you? That's a laugh.
I suppose you just didn't understand it.
Or maybe I was just saying some stupid shit, I really don't care, why do you?
And by the way, you win.
You egged me on until I got pissed, now you're probably laughing at my 'doucheness.'
Enjoy it. I hope it makes you feel better about yourself than you already do, you smug bastard.
And I'm sure you'll just come back with some smart ass remark, explaining where I contradicted myself in this post or something along those lines.
Go fuck yourself busted.

And for the record: I am against kids being mauled by bears, but I think crack addiction is good for business.

Is that supposed to be iambic pentameter?

enigma

Just in case anyone cares.

I am for:

Children being mauled by bears

Crack addicts

The death penalty

Red meat

Killing pedophiles

Lesbians

Gay people getting married

Sodomy

Bestiality

Mr. Green Jeans

and a whole host of other things...if anyone wants the complete list let me know and I'll type it up double spaced, leather bound and in all 84 volumes.

Kepp going, I want to know more about u.

I like long walks on the beach

I enjoy practicing procreation

I think The catholic church is evil

I think all churches are evil

I don't like broccoli or Brussel sprouts

I think women should know their place

I can't abide stupid people

I hate writers

I think the American government should be executed

I believe all muslims should be sent home to allah now...alla akbar

I think Iran should be nuked

I think yemen should be nuked

I think saudi arabia should be nuked

I think France should be subjugated

I think Asian women should be put on pedestals

I think the Kennedy Family was bad for America

I think Obama is bad for America

I think Harry Reid should be tied to Nancy Pelosi and they should both be shot in the head

I think America will be a third world country in the next century

I think porn is a wonderful tool

I think tool is a wonderful band

I think it's a wonderful life sucks...I was on Potters side

I think all drugs should be legalized so we can weed out the deadbeats fast and for all.

I think midgets and clowns should be a part of every day life

I think Gandhi was an idiot.l...he drank his own piss

I think violence solves everything

Which of those do you honestly believe?

I like Oman TV and you can't stop me!

You're one of those prisoners with access to a computer, aren't you?

BTW, stop sending me life insurance spam.

Don't drop the soap, watch your back, say hello to Acadia, etc., etc.


*Box of Cheezits with file and secret escape map en route*

No, I am in a very nice hospital where I am supposedly getting the help I need...

I'm not sending life insurance spam...it's an actual policy...sign it and when Acadia Dies you'll get 1 million dollars minus my fees. Be quick he doesn't have much time.