Billy Mays here for...

Not that I think his music was bad or whatever, loved the music, just really, work up an emotion over his death? Are you kidding me?

The Universe sensed my lack of emotion on this death and today, bit back.

DEVELOPING: Television pitchman Billy Mays — who built his fame by appearing on commercials and infomercials promoting household products and gadgets — died Sunday, MyFOXTampa.com reports.

This is a tragedy on many levels. Above all else, Mays was taken from this World before we could truly see the epic battle of the pitchmen that was around the corner with the Sham Wow dude.

I’ve never purchased OxiClean, but damn if I didn’t consider doing so loaded on booze at 2 in the morning a couple of times.

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