http://www.superficialgallery.com Creepily Gathering Content Since 2005 Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:22:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Creepily Gathering Content Since 2005 Acadia Einstein no Acadia Einstein acadia@superficialgallery.com acadia@superficialgallery.com (Acadia Einstein) Copyright © Superficial Gallery 2010 Things I can say in less than a minute. Comedy, fast, humor http://i39.tinypic.com/vov8cw.jpg http://www.superficialgallery.com http://www.superficialgallery.com/friday-nineties-baz-luhrmann-everybodys-free-to-wear-sunscreen/23358 http://www.superficialgallery.com/friday-nineties-baz-luhrmann-everybodys-free-to-wear-sunscreen/23358#comments Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:19:52 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=23358 I dedicate this song to Google Plus.  Why?  Because 60% of the posts I see on any given day are some quote from some jerk printed on a .jpg and my gah they get shared around like nobody ever figured out the benefits of “being yourself” or some other trite crap. BUT!  This song, “Everybody’s [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/friday-nineties-baz-luhrmann-everybodys-free-to-wear-sunscreen/23358/feed 6 http://www.superficialgallery.com/giveaway-for-valentines-day/23338 http://www.superficialgallery.com/giveaway-for-valentines-day/23338#comments Thu, 09 Feb 2012 03:14:25 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=23338 I need to get you guys in the mood for love, and what better way than to give away some stuff that will keep you awake! I am getting some stuff from SOMEWHERE that YOU can win and the way you win is EEEEASY! All you need to do is write a pickup line in [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/giveaway-for-valentines-day/23338/feed 16 http://www.superficialgallery.com/internet-horror-area-code-809/23314 http://www.superficialgallery.com/internet-horror-area-code-809/23314#comments Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:00:54 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=23314 According to this one, Snopes has confirmed it.  The proof if after the jump.  But even if they didn’t this seems totally legit.  And, actually, who says Snopes is right all the time?  And they have pop up ads on their site.  So they are suspect, anyway.  And now – AREA CODE 809! Costly NEW [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/internet-horror-area-code-809/23314/feed 6 http://www.superficialgallery.com/lucky-sherman-interview-two/23325 http://www.superficialgallery.com/lucky-sherman-interview-two/23325#comments Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:00:57 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=23325 Ace reporter Acadia on the job again.  Lucky Sherman has more famousness to report on so after the jump check out the new interview.  And yeah, it was before the Super Bowl – so I’m sad  SG:  Are you going to watch the Super Bowl? Hell, yeah I’m going to watch the Superbowl. LS: Why [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/lucky-sherman-interview-two/23325/feed 2 http://www.superficialgallery.com/bikini-sunday-kristen-bel/23298 http://www.superficialgallery.com/bikini-sunday-kristen-bel/23298#comments Sun, 05 Feb 2012 03:23:22 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=23298 We may have done Bikini Sunday with Kristen Bell before.  I don’t care.  Just look at how cute she is.  Look how…Nordic her head looks.  Did you know that people used to call Norwegians “Square-Heads”?  That was racism against Norwegians.  Think about that.  White people used to be so racist that they even had a [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/bikini-sunday-kristen-bel/23298/feed 4 http://www.superficialgallery.com/white-town-your-woman/23290 http://www.superficialgallery.com/white-town-your-woman/23290#comments Sat, 04 Feb 2012 02:10:53 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=23290 See those people in that pic?  They ring a bell?  I bet they do, but I am also going to bet that a lot of you can’t name them.  But you might remember the story of the plucky girl with the hurt foot who did a vault for the USA in the Olympics.  Or you [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/white-town-your-woman/23290/feed 3 http://www.superficialgallery.com/burglars-reveal-their-secrets/18267 http://www.superficialgallery.com/burglars-reveal-their-secrets/18267#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 09:00:58 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=18267 I like it when I get emails that are all scary.  Speaking in the first person as a criminal or a Wall Street fat cat or Hitler is extra horrifying.  So get ready for a whole bunch of terror.  Burglar style! THIRTEEN THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON’T TELL YOU: (Sources: Convicted burglars in North Carolina , [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/burglars-reveal-their-secrets/18267/feed 5 http://www.superficialgallery.com/why-arent-they-all-this-easy/23256 http://www.superficialgallery.com/why-arent-they-all-this-easy/23256#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 09:00:37 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=23256 So we know what we are about round here.  We aren’t really complex.  We have a few things we do pretty well.  One of them is make fun of celebrities ans LeAnn Rimes (Ol’ Squinty) is always a good target.  But you may not all know just how many Celebrity Pics we have and how [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/why-arent-they-all-this-easy/23256/feed 7 http://www.superficialgallery.com/my-friend-is-famous/23237 http://www.superficialgallery.com/my-friend-is-famous/23237#comments Tue, 31 Jan 2012 01:59:38 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=23237 So my pal Jessica is going to be a HOST at this fancy awards show.  It is called the Artists In Music Awards and despite the fact that I didn’t really read their site, I can tell you with 0% conviction that it is an awards show for people who paint guitars.  Or they paint [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/my-friend-is-famous/23237/feed 7 http://www.superficialgallery.com/bikini-sunday-i-apologize/23228 http://www.superficialgallery.com/bikini-sunday-i-apologize/23228#comments Sun, 29 Jan 2012 06:07:10 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=23228 The girl in the banner is Reon Kadena.  She is beautiful and from Japan.  Maybe some day I will do a Bikini Sunday with her.  That would be good.  But that’s not what you get today.  Today you get something else Japan is good at delivering.  Complete crazy horror.  BUT!  It is complete crazy horror [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/bikini-sunday-i-apologize/23228/feed 4