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Due to budget cuts, Alabama was forced to skimipify their cheerleader outfits.
Capping off College Football’s season opening slate is the marquee matchup of #5 Alabama and #7 Virginia Tech. Not gonna throw out a prediction on score or winner, but will predict this: Alabama struggles with a passing offense and Virginia Tech blocks a kick.
Also tonight sees #20 Brigham Young take on #3 Oklahoma. Sam Bradford will throw for tons of touchdowns for Oklahoma, so hopefully whoever is quarterbackin’ for BYU channels a little Ty Detmer (Yes, Ty, fuck Steve Young, I said it) and can turn this one into an entertaining shootout.
And, if you still want more college football, at like 11pm Washington and LSU play in what could be a sleeper of an entertaining game. LSU comes in thought to be the much better team, but, Washington is still a major conference team hosting a team from an entirely different part of the country, which tends to keep games closer than they should be.
Lucky for us, cheerleaders suck at hiding.
Not sure I would have known that if not for college football, really. I mean, I’m sure at one point in my life, I knew the shit out of that, but, past like the 5th grade, that information stops becoming relevant. And then, with college football, it becomes relevant again. Because Juice Williams and Arrellious Benn of the Fighting Illini take on Missouri from St. Louis in one of the marquee mid-afternoon games.
Also on tap?
Most of the country will get to see #13 Georgia play #9 Oklahoma State in what should be a really good game. Since I reside in the Murder Mitten, hey there’s University of Michigan coach Rich Rodriguez crying again…Please, let Western Michigan win to make up for me having to watch that game.
Nevada and Notre Dame play as well, and there’s always a chance Notre Dame loses with Charlie Weis as head coach, so that could be fun.
mmmm...team spirit
So, today kicks off college football season. Sure, there was a game the other night, but they played it on a blue field and there was a sucker punch involved. Pffffft. Today is the day.
Top Games with 12 Noon kick off:
Navy v. #6 Ohio State
#9Penn State v. Akron
OK, so, PSU should roll and the rest of the games at Noon aside from that OSU-Navy tilt are going to be one sided early season affairs. Like, Liberty and West Virginia are playing at Noon. WVU 73 – 3 I’m going with on a score for that one.
Anyway, the point of this post is to alert you folks that we’re going to try and get some action going in the comments for the start of college football season. If you’re watching the action, feel free to post in the comments. I’ll be doing so…and, uh, I hope I won’t be alone, but, likely will be.
Back off!
HOPE MILLS, N.C. — This isn’t another dog-bites-man story. This is a dog-bites-the-deputy’s-tires story. The Fayetteville Observer reported that the Cumberland County Sheriff’s Office said a pit bull deflated all four tires of a deputy’s cruiser near Hope Mills on Sunday. Sheriff’s spokeswoman Debbie Tanna said the deputy parked his car in a woman’s driveway while responding to her complaint about another dog.
Tanna says that when Deputy Lynn Lavallis went to speak with Gloria Bass, her dog bit the four tires. The dog didn’t attack the deputy.
You know what, dog doesn’t need to attack the deputy when the dog is straight up playing mind games. Like, you want to come back here when I’m causin’ a scene? Yeah, have fun driving on out of here, you know?
Dog is gonna go to trial on this to fight the $500 they tried to strap the dog with for lunchin’ on them tires. First witness for the Dog? Ice Cube. Fuck the Police, comin’ straight from the underdog. Court TV would get huge ratings for that action.
Pacman Jones’ NFL fate was pretty sealed in a downward spiral after his Makin’ it Rain Strip Club performance. Well, hey, there’s always the Arena league. Or, uh, no, sorry. Well, hey, there’s always pick up games going around the block where Pac lives, and his firearms appropriate play schemes would likely fit in well.
Except, Pacman is heading North.
Troubled CB/KR Adam “Pacman” Jones agreed to a one-year deal with the CFL’s Winnipeg Blue Bombers on Monday night, presumably an attempt to revive a football career derailed by numerous off-field incidents and, frankly, ineffectiveness between the sidelines last season in Dallas.
I don’t know how many strip clubs they have in Winnipeg, but, they definitely added more lunch shifts with Pac’s pending arrival.
