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		<title>Under the Lights</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 02:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maitland</dc:creator>
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Capping off College Football&#8217;s season opening slate is the marquee matchup of #5 Alabama and #7 Virginia Tech. Not gonna throw out a prediction on score or winner, but will predict this: Alabama struggles with a passing offense and Virginia Tech blocks a kick.
Also tonight sees #20 Brigham Young take on #3 Oklahoma. Sam Bradford [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Missouri and Illinois are states close in proximity</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 21:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maitland</dc:creator>
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Not sure I would have known that if not for college football, really. I mean, I&#8217;m sure at one point in my life, I knew the shit out of that, but, past like the 5th grade, that information stops becoming relevant. And then, with college football, it becomes relevant again. Because Juice Williams and Arrellious [...]]]></description>
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		<title>College Football: It&#8217;s On</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 13:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maitland</dc:creator>
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So, today kicks off college football season. Sure, there was a game the other night, but they played it on a blue field and there was a sucker punch involved. Pffffft. Today is the day.
Top Games with 12 Noon kick off:
Navy v. #6 Ohio State
#9Penn State v. Akron
OK, so, PSU should roll and the rest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This dog ain&#8217;t playing games</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 16:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maitland</dc:creator>
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HOPE MILLS, N.C. — This isn&#8217;t another dog-bites-man story. This is a dog-bites-the-deputy&#8217;s-tires story. The Fayetteville Observer reported that the Cumberland County Sheriff&#8217;s Office said a pit bull deflated all four tires of a deputy&#8217;s cruiser near Hope Mills on Sunday. Sheriff&#8217;s spokeswoman Debbie Tanna said the deputy parked his car in a woman&#8217;s driveway [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Make it Snow on you bitches</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maitland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pacman Jones&#8217; NFL fate was pretty sealed in a downward spiral after his Makin&#8217; it Rain Strip Club performance. Well, hey, there&#8217;s always the Arena league. Or, uh, no, sorry. Well, hey, there&#8217;s always pick up games going around the block where Pac lives, and his firearms appropriate play schemes would likely fit in well.
Except, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yeah, I&#8217;ll be coming back for that&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 19:50:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maitland</dc:creator>
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PENSACOLA, Fla. — Police in Florida say a burglar who made off with a man&#8217;s valuables returned to the home later and snatched what he couldn&#8217;t carry on his first trip: a 100-pound plasma-screen TV.
A Pensacola Police investigator was on the scene when the robber came back hours after the first burglary.
The man who lived [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rubio to stay in Spain&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maitland</dc:creator>
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After weeks of courting Spanish league officials for a favorable contract buyout, the Minnesota Timberwolves’ brash general manager, David Kahn, failed to deliver point guard Ricky Rubio(notes), sources told Yahoo! Sports on Monday night.
Rubio – the fifth pick in the 2009 NBA draft – has agreed to a six-year contract with Regal FC Barcelona that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If Aliens Arrived on Earth</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maitland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And if they did not do so in a grand entrance, dramatic fashion, would you be disappointed?
I got to thinking about this when Newsweek this week noted that alien arrivals in movies &#8220;always seem to favor the grand entrance.&#8221; And my reaction was God damn right they do. I mean, would Independence Day have been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OchoCinco Even Kicks PATs?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maitland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chad Ocho Cinco is one of the best wide receivers in the NFL. Last night in the Bengals second preseason game of the year, he did something that not many WRs in the NFL get to do. He kicked an extra point.
Cincinnati&#8217;s emergency kicker and international soccer fan booted the decisive extra point late in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Playstation 3 Getting a Price Cut</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 19:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Maitland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s about damn time for that, you know? How much was that damn thing before? Now, they lowered it to $299.

Sony Corp. (SNE) effectively cut the price of its PlayStation 3 by $100 on Tuesday, a move the consumer-electronics giant hopes will juice demand for the next-generation gaming console, which has undersold its rivals since [...]]]></description>
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