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Jul
Bears Don’t Play Games
Henry Rouwendal says he was packing his car last Friday when he was hit from behind and knocked to the ground. He says the culprit was a black bear who took his Italian sandwich.
Rouwendal says he kicked the bear in the snout and throat.
Here’s something I would not do: kick the bear that just jacked me of my sandwich. It’s not the hugest list in the world, because, really, I don’t have sandwiches stolen from me all that often, but a black bear makes the cut. You want that sandwich man? Yeah, sure, you know, next time hit me up when I’m in the kitchen, I’ll put a little extra salami on there.
Best part? Bear knocked the lettuce, tomato, and onions off of the sandwich before eating the damn thing.
Somewhere Busted is cowering in fear.
Somewhere, Busted is preparing to offer whisky to a bear.