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Fuck you, cancer.

Fuck you, cancer.

Treatable, they say, and it won’t affect his voice, but, the group is canceling or postponing their summer tour dates.

The tumor, which is in the left salivary gland, was discovered last week and is treatable with surgery, often followed by radiation. Mr. Yauch said he did not expect any damage to his vocal cords.

I’m thankful that it is treatable just because I think I would have lived an unfulfilled life if one of the Beastie Boys died before I ever tried a Brass Monkey.

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6 Responses to “Beastie Boy MCA has Cancer”

  • I just heard about this last night and was forced to give cancer the big fat middle finger. I’m glad to read that it is treatable.

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  • Maitland:

    all you probably accomplished was irritating cancer, and cancer doesn’t just curl up in a ball when someone insults him, he fucks shit up. So, hey, if you have cancerous celebrities in Acadia’s Hollypocalypse game, you can thank Jenny when they start to drop.

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  • Ummm, it’s hard to say anything amusing about cancer…and now I just seem like a bitch for thinking their music was mediocre.

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  • Maitland:

    I don’t think cancer, especially of the treatable favorite, should keep you from thinking their music is mediocre.

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  • vange:

    Cancer’s HILARIOUS if you cook it right.

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  • Maitland:

    Don’t drop a tease like that without a recipe.

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