Archive for the ‘Celebrities’ Category

When I was in high school, I saw Antonio Banderas for the first time and I got all melty and squishy. It was a beautiful thing. When he played the vampire in that Anne Rice movie, I fell in love. Like true love. You shut up, it was too love!

Now he is a cat that wears boots and hangs out with Shrek, but that’s okay too because while he’s still probably one of the sexiest men on the planet despite his age, his voice will always be to die for. And he can dance, which can’t be said for a lot of people, myself included. I would let him teach me to dance. Maybe we could do Zumba together and salsa all night long. I totally would and you probably would too, unless you’re a guy… though I think a lot of guys would dance with him too. Just sayin’.

I have never been one to gush all over celebrities, though I don’t deny I’ve fangirled a few times over men I thought were attractive, but Heath Ledger… he was a whole other story. He had an absolutely amazing smile, and I loved the sound of his voice. He was one of those guys I could sit and listen to for hours, even if he was reading pages out of the dictionary. And I won’t lie. I still get misty eyed when I think about him, and how sad it is that we will never see him in another new movie ever again. But for those of us who adored watching him on the big screen, we can always reminisce with our favorite Heath Ledger movies, even if you had no idea who he was until he played The Joker.

This week’s Bikini Sunday pick is voluptuous pop-tart Katy Perry.  You’re welcome!

While Ms. Perry is perhaps better known for her controversial songs about kissing girls and her quickie marriage to that British guy who is supposed to be funny but isn’t, she also looks darn good in a bikini. (Or in pretty much anything really.)  So, as is custom, here are some photos for your enjoyment.  I threw in a bonus photo of her cat Kitty Purry as well, just because I wanted to work in somehow that I knew her cat was named Kitty Purry. I’m ashamed that I have such knowledge yet I publicly flaunt it.  Hey, we all handle our issues differently!  But I digress…   Just look at the pictures!

We are now into season two of Game of Thrones, and while many of the men in this post are now dead, I thought it only fitting to pay tribute to the finest men who ever walked Westeros. Now, you’ll also notice Tyrion Lannister has been included among those men, and while he may not be the most attractive man in the series, of them all he probably gets the most chicks. It’s probably because he walks around flaunting his daddy’s money. I don’t know… but sit back and ogle the hot men of HBO’s adaptation of Game of Thrones. DO IT!

I don’t watch wrestling… well, I do, but not really. I look at the smoking hot muscle guys all oiled up in the squared circle with their microphones and their booming voices not because I love wrestling, but because it’s on. My husband is an avid WWE fan, so every Monday night I’m stuck trying to tune out Raw. Then the Rock shows up, and I find myself drawn in by the shine on his teeth and I can’t look away. And then his muscles start flexing and the crowd chants about Boots and Asses and Fruity Pebbles, and I just sigh. Imagine being able to command an arena full of people like that. It’s insane.

Anyway, now that I’ve fallen so far down into the quagmire, I’ll let you ladies ogle the hot men of Wrestlemania. And for those of you who aren’t impressed by big, muscle guys, whatevs. There are tons of women who are and I just so happen to be one of them.

Say what you want about Vin Diesel. Call him a bad actor, I don’t care. I f***ing love that guy! No one else in the world could have ever made Riddick come alive the way he did, and you can piss all over the Fast and Furious movies as much as you want, but I love them! Even though I can’t stand looking at Michelle Rodriguez, that scene in The Fast and the Furious, when they were getting it on in the garage was smokin’ hot! I follow Vin on Facebook like a ridiculous little fangirl (NO SHAME! NO SHAME!) and he is probably one of the most down to earth celebrities on there, interacting with fans nearly every single day. So suck it, if you hate on Vin Diesel. SUCK IT BIONICALLY!