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"Does this perfect cupcake distract your eyeballs from the glob of flesh seeping out of my skanky dress? Oh gooood!"
I admit I’ve never seen the Keeping Up With Klassless Rich People show, but here is what I know about her from gossip sites and ET: she has surgically enhanced her T&A to ridiculous proportions; she let some guy pee on her face during a videotaped sexual encounter; she’s a fame whore moron who thinks attention equals worth. I guess she is now taking on Betty Crocker and created a cupcake mix or something else wicked stupid.
For my money, if you want a brunette with crazy curves, go lookit Sofia Vergara. She has a body that just won’t quit (without being flabby like KK), she has a beautiful face and is proving herself to be a very gifted comedic actress on ABC’s Modern Family.
These are from last summer, a spread for V Magazine. I only subscribe to Rolling Stone so I know nothing of this publication. I looked it up and learned, “V is a magazine about fashion with a capital F.” Maybe I’m a bigger moron than originally thought but why not name it F?
Anyway, when I saw these pictures, I thought it was Gwen Stefani at first. Or maybe old Madonna. Old as in “long ago” not old as in now. What I did not think of was Cameron Diaz. This is all very confusing. I did like her with Justin Timberlake and in Something About Mary. And…that’s all I’ve got. Let me know if you think this looks like pimply-faced Cam or if I need some serious specs.
Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz Tongue
Cameron Diaz Feet
Gwen Stefani Tongue
"I'm one of the pretty ones! STFU, vange!"
Do you love porn? Or porn stars? Specifically their tongues? We have quite a few tongue albums dedicated to porn actresses, mainly because it is easier to find tongue pix of a porn actress than of a real actress. The trick is in cropping out all the cocks and cunts while still maintaining tongue integrity. I’ve definitely honed my cropping skills over the last couple of years, all for you, my tongue loving pervs. I’ve also picked up more than my share of trojan viruses and malware while searching for these tongue pix.
I find it interesting a woman who isn’t particularly attractive can make quite a career from porn. I’ve always chalked it up to the fact they are too ugly to land real movie roles but these butterfaces are willing to take it in the ass on camera and that’s better than waiting tables at Hooters. I guess? I hear Hooter’s girls make good tips. But what do I know?
I find myself wishing I could give them hair and make-up tips. Better lighting and some good foundation with a deep conditioner would work wonders for most of them. Then again, it occurs to me, the target audience likely doesn’t care if her make-up isn’t blended into her jawline or her eyeliner is smeary and crooked.
Click and be tonguey pornoriffic!
Janine Lindemulder PORN Tongue
Boroka Balls/Borre PORN Tongue
Last week I talked about how silly it was that some sites were doing a Megan Fox boycott on August 4th. Completely unnecessary. So, I said August 4th would be Megan Fox Day around here so, amazingly enough, I’m about to follow through with that.
Is there too much Megan Fox coverage out there? Sure. But is that coverage really rising to the level of annoyance that would lead to a day long blackout? Doubtful. It’s not like she’s Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears. Or, the Yankees and Red Sox.
So, I’m gonna scramble up three more stories on Megan Fox; you feel free to bitch about Megan Fox in this post.
"Is the ban actually about my deformity?"
LOS ANGELES, Calif. –
Is Megan Fox wearing out her welcome? A dozen male-centric Web sites are reportedly imposing a ban on the starlet – for one day, at least.
According to The New York Daily News’ Gatecrasher, sites including Asylum.com, Ask Men, Just a Guy Thing, TheBachelorGuy.com and Double Viking have deemed August 4 as “a Megan Fox media blackout day.”
“You can have too much of a good thing,” AskMen.com’s Editor-in-Chief James Bassil told the paper, “We’re joining in the media blackout and giving our readers a one-day reprieve from the woman we’ve been drowning in all summer.”
I am kind of at a loss for words after this article. I mean, what’s the point? Really, someone finds this to be necessary? Fuck that. August 4th will be Megan Fox Day around this joint; well, it would be but I’ll forget. So, let’s just assume it would be Megan Fox Day here if I didn’t forget I set up a Megan Fox Day.
All this chick is doing is insulting her movie producers, looking hot and working. Sure, she makes some mistakes (hello Brian Austin Green), but we shouldn’t damn her for that.
The article goes on to say they one of the sites wants to give some publicity to some chick they call “The Poor Man’s Megan Fox”. I’ll be honest: I don’t think that exists. Unless by “poor man” you still mean some dude with several Porsches.
