Archive for the ‘Celebrity Tongue Pictures’ Category
I know this will shock our regular readers, but I’ve never seen anything Ali Larter has been in. It looks like Heroes is her most commercially successful role? I saw one episode of Heroes right when it premiered and the stumpy blonde chick stuffed her hand in a garbage disposal. I cowered under my blankies for three days and never watched it again. But I know it was wildly popular amongst the less-phobic TV watchers of the world so I snagged 1849 pix of this leggy blonde. Click and be happy.
I looked her up, this Amber Tamblyn person, and I know nothing of her work. Never seen anything she’s been in. Someone must know about her career since I sorta recognize her name and her imdb page has a lot of stuff on it…plus I got over 1000 pix of her super easy peasy so…if you know her and dig on her, click the links below and IMMERSE yourself in Amber’s Tamblyness. Or, if you are like me and have no clue, click the links and EDUCATE yourself about the Amber Tamblyness. Either way, click the links, dinkus.
I just realized why I recognize her name…it’s from creating a tongue album for her way back when. DERH.
Everyone knows who Elle MacPherson is, right? I don’t really need to go into her bio or anything. I will say, it both fascinates and annoys me when I hear someone pronounce McDonald’s as MAC Donald’s. And I always think of John Amos in Coming to America. Anyhoodle, I updated Elle MACPherson’s album recently. She now has nearly 1700 pix in her regular album plus a few choice tongue pix for my friends.
Julie Bowen is one of those sort of under the radar actresses and I’m not sure why. She’s like a better looking, less lez Helen Hunt. She’s definitely nailed the down-to-earth, girl-next-door vibe. She was good on Ed (remember that show? The dares killed me), played a hot MILF who fucked Hunter Parrish silly on Weeds, and her character on Modern Family is played to perfection. This is all I know about her career and, frankly, it’s enough for me. She seems to be a well rounded actress with a solid career. I’ve updated her album in the mine with some 200 new pix, for a total of 292 pix, plus the sub categories of tongue, feet and tits.
Her biceps are quite awesome and the hat covers most of her face. Kudos to stylist and trainer!
SJP needed more shoes, I guess, and did a sequel to the SATC movie. I saw that last summer with one of my best friends and her mum. That was a bit awkward, especially when the French dude was all nekkid. I will probably see the new one but not until it goes to the dollar crap theater. At any rate, she has another movie and looks older and more haggard than ever but I’m sure the clothes will be outrageous. I wonder if Samantha is holding on to the “I will only be naked on TV” stance. I thought that was weird. Anyway, we have a bajillion pix of the horse-faced, mole-chinned wonder including 29 new tongue pix. I was kind of surprised how often she stuck it out.
"Does this perfect cupcake distract your eyeballs from the glob of flesh seeping out of my skanky dress? Oh gooood!"
I admit I’ve never seen the Keeping Up With Klassless Rich People show, but here is what I know about her from gossip sites and ET: she has surgically enhanced her T&A to ridiculous proportions; she let some guy pee on her face during a videotaped sexual encounter; she’s a fame whore moron who thinks attention equals worth. I guess she is now taking on Betty Crocker and created a cupcake mix or something else wicked stupid.
For my money, if you want a brunette with crazy curves, go lookit Sofia Vergara. She has a body that just won’t quit (without being flabby like KK), she has a beautiful face and is proving herself to be a very gifted comedic actress on ABC’s Modern Family.
