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I’m kinda sorta sick but not really and there’s not shit on TV so I’m in the tub listening to 30 Rock reruns from Season 3 and I’ve decided it is the day of the run on sentence and you will like it once I get around to talking about Jane Krakowski and how I sort of ignore her contributions to 30 Rock because blondes just don’t do much for me. That said, she plays the role very well. She was pretty much awesome on Ally McBeal too. I don’t actually know that because I don’t remember that show well except that Fish and the Biscuit cracked me up and I wanted to hit Ally with a skillet most of the time but I know I liked the show and I don’t remember hating Karakowski on it but oh yeah, I wanted Portia de Rossi to be on screen every second and Lucy Liu too. Jenna Maroney is a bit too old to be 100% believable but, other than that, Jane Krakowski plays her to perfection. So there you have it. Oh. And I laugh out loud every time Tracy Jordan talks to or about Dr. Spaceman. Thank you for existing, Tina Fey and Netflix. My not-sick-but-I-have-a-temperature-and-body-aches night is much more pleasant because of you. Oh and anyone reading this crazy ramble, I’m sorry you chose to pop by during run-on sentence night. Click below to see a pile of Jane Krakowski pictures for your reward.
I love this pic because it looks like there is a big saw about to chop her up but it is really the curtains scaring the shit out of her.
Yup, I said it. 30 Rock is the best thing on network TV. Keep your Grey’s Anatomy and Brothers & Sisters pathos; I want Tina Fey’s brand of super warped humor. She brings out the best of every character on the show and the actors always deliver and the situations are out of control bizarre and I laugh my ass off every minute. Alec Baldwin could not be any more perfect. And it is alllll thanks to one Miss Tina Fey. She’s got that brainy librarian sexy going on and she’s so wry and self-deprecating, who wouldn’t want to do her? I can hear Tracy Jordan’s voice right now (in my head not on TV you weirdo) all shouty and lispy, “I LOVE YOU, LIZ LEMON!”
Anna Torv is Rupert Murdoch’s niece and I think that has been of tremendous benefit to her career. How could it not? I don’t see how else some random low-rent Australian Kate Hudson from a BBC miniseries was cast in the Fox show, Fringe. I don’t watch…anything…on Fox so I know nothing and then I tried researching this chick and all I’ve got is Murdoch is her uncle and she looks like the poor man’s Kate Hudson. In light of this dearth of information, I have fabricated some facts that may be true about her. Her hair extensions are made from palomino manes, she uses the fat from infants’ thighs to plump her sad, thin lips (she claims she is fighting childhood obesity doing this!) and uses toilet bowl cleaner as weight control. She is such a nobody, I could only grab 78 pix of her but they are there for you to peruse!
Actually, I can lie and just did there in the title. But lots of peoples do or Sofia Vergara wouldn’t be popular enough to be on ABC’s great hope of a sitcom this fall, Modern Family. It is formulaic and yet still very bent. There’s enough Sofia in tight, low-cut dresses to appease the horn dogs and Julie Bowen satisfies the snarky girl-next-door contingent. She was absolutely wonderful in Ed and, while this character bears no resemblance to Carol Vessey, she is still awfully fun. There really isn’t any eye-candy* for the hetero-ladies and that is about my only complaint about Modern Family. ABC, cast some hot dudes in this show so I can fully endorse it! Thank you ever so much.
We have boatloads of pictures of each of these ladies so click and be happy.
Below is a pretty boring video about Labor Day and how it started. You can watch it if you want. If you do, you will learn that president Grover Cleveland was faced with a strike by important workers much like Ronald Reagan was in the 1980’s. When the Air Traffic Controllers went on strike, Reagan broke the strike by firing the striking workers. Everyone got all moist thinking about how tough Regan was. All Grover Cleveland did was send in troops and shoot his strikers. What a pussy.
My Labor Day origin story, which you won’t see in the video, centers around a little girl named Penelope, three dogs and a submarine. It’s the real story and I want to make sure that at some point today when you are at your dorky picnic or whatever, you honor Penelope and the true meaning of the holiday. To do it, raise whatever you are drinking and say: Here’s to you, Penelope. Dive Deep and shoot three dogs for freedom. Lipstick, barns and banjos for America. Woof! Woof! Huzzah! (I realize that may seem silly, but trust me, it is authentic).
Anyway – Happy Labor Day. I hear that lakes are good places to go. So go there. Ans watch the video. And then take a peek at Eva Mendez down there. She has nothing to do with Labor day, but whatever.
Seriously. You totally are a racist if you don’t like Lucy Liu. It’s like a rule. Because if you say she is not hot, then you are saying that NO Asian (or Mexican, I get the two mixed up cause I am racially blind) is hot. And nobody wants to write off an entire race of people as unattractive. Cause if you do, sure as shit you will get called a racist. Or you will meet Lucy Liu in her house in…Mexasia and she will wanna bang you and you won’t be able to for fear of being labeled a hypocrite!
So just sit back and relish her hotness. Or print out her pictures and put actual relish on them. Is there any other word that is both a noun and a verb but they don’t have anything to do with each other? I don’t think there is. Or else there is some really obvious one I am not thinking of. You can let me know in the comments, or you can look at 1958 Lucy Liu Pictures. Whichever you prefer. Racist.
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I’m kinda sorta sick but not really and there’s not shit on TV so I’m in the tub listening to 30 Rock reruns from Season 3 and I’ve decided it is the day of the run on sentence and you will like it once I get around to talking about Jane Krakowski and how I sort of ignore her contributions to 30 Rock because blondes just don’t do much for me. That said, she plays the role very well. She was pretty much awesome on Ally McBeal too. I don’t actually know that because I don’t remember that show well except that Fish and the Biscuit cracked me up and I wanted to hit Ally with a skillet most of the time but I know I liked the show and I don’t remember hating Karakowski on it but oh yeah, I wanted Portia de Rossi to be on screen every second and Lucy Liu too. Jenna Maroney is a bit too old to be 100% believable but, other than that, Jane Krakowski plays her to perfection. So there you have it. Oh. And I laugh out loud every time Tracy Jordan talks to or about Dr. Spaceman. Thank you for existing, Tina Fey and Netflix. My not-sick-but-I-have-a-temperature-and-body-aches night is much more pleasant because of you. Oh and anyone reading this crazy ramble, I’m sorry you chose to pop by during run-on sentence night. Click below to see a pile of Jane Krakowski pictures for your reward.
