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"Does this perfect cupcake distract your eyeballs from the glob of flesh seeping out of my skanky dress? Oh gooood!"
I admit I’ve never seen the Keeping Up With Klassless Rich People show, but here is what I know about her from gossip sites and ET: she has surgically enhanced her T&A to ridiculous proportions; she let some guy pee on her face during a videotaped sexual encounter; she’s a fame whore moron who thinks attention equals worth. I guess she is now taking on Betty Crocker and created a cupcake mix or something else wicked stupid.
For my money, if you want a brunette with crazy curves, go lookit Sofia Vergara. She has a body that just won’t quit (without being flabby like KK), she has a beautiful face and is proving herself to be a very gifted comedic actress on ABC’s Modern Family.
I’d never heard of her (that I knew of) until I watched Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist recently and she really impressed me. Not only is she offbeat gorgeous (she reminds me of a young Liv Tyler but with the same blimping potential, eep) but she was also really good in the movie. I didn’t have high expectations for the movie; I expected teeny bopper angst. Rather like 10 Things I Hate About You (I didn’t anticipate Shakespeare, that’s for sure!), I was pleasantly surprised by a decent storyline and solid performances.
I looked her up to find out what else she has done and she has had bit parts on a lot of pretty popular TV shows: Sex & the City, Without a Trace, ER, and CSI: NY comprise a relatively enviable resume. She was also in The House Bunny (which was TERRIBLE but in an acceptable way), Big Momma’s House (wtf!), and Charlie Bartlett.
I’m not coming up with a whole lot of dirt on her which, as with anyone this young, is actually a compliment. No one wants the Britney or Lindsay train wreck-style antics. So I will pose my wishes for this beautiful and possibly very talented girlie: stay out of the Britney/Linds quagmire and heed Liv Tyler’s blimpage.
Damn! All I can think of when I look at this picture of Amber Rose is the jumbo roll of Reynolds Wrap in my kitchen. Seriously, think about it for minute: I am sure you will see the resemblance immediately. The only thing missing is the box.
Since Kanye West is so well known for his arrogance, it hardly makes sense that his arm candy be wrapped in foil rather than something a little more impressive (perhaps a burlap sack with a bag of concrete attached to her ankles near a bridge). Then again, while I love her shoes, those big ass things definitely were not meant to be paired with this get-up. However, they will almost suffice as concrete.
After all, it is not like he needs any help in the bad publicity department. He is quite capable of making himself look like the proverbial horse’s ass. I can only imagine the possible insults he could fling at her when she dresses like this (such as telling her Beyonce would look better in it for starters). This could lead to something ugly and we might be looking at another Chris Brown/Rihanna incident. Why risk it, girl?
Amber (Alyssa Audrey Rose) may be a model with the Ford Agency and all, but she needs to check herself for this fashion faux pas. It appears she is prepared to go back to working at a strip club with this outfit. Heidi Klum may be able to pull this off and look hot as hell in it but it is not at all flattering on Amber.
Amber is actually a very stunning woman and well known for her nude modeling. It simply goes to show that even a woman with a killer body can look like a flying saucer in the distance if she wears craziness such as this.
I think if you go into the kitchen right now and put a roll of aluminum foil on an upright paper towel holder, you will have your very own Amber Rose to do with as you please. If that isn’t what your fantasies are made of, you surely have plenty of company. If it is what your fantasies are made of, then HAPPY MONDAY to you!
This is Marilyn Monroe. There are a bunch more pictures below, all from a photo shoot in 1949. She was the sex symbol of her generation. You can decide for yourself how she measures up to the starlets of today. Or you can decide that since she is from the past she is automatically terrible and gross or better and hotter than anyone from now. Either way, she was something (I personally dig her). Some people say she banged JFK. Interesting. Let’s say for a minute that she did. Then let’s look at the sequence of events.
- JFK cheats on Jackie with Marilyn.
- JFK is murdered.
- Marilyn dies under mysterious circumstances.
- Jackie marries a multi-millionaire
Just sayin’…
These are from last summer, a spread for V Magazine. I only subscribe to Rolling Stone so I know nothing of this publication. I looked it up and learned, “V is a magazine about fashion with a capital F.” Maybe I’m a bigger moron than originally thought but why not name it F?
Anyway, when I saw these pictures, I thought it was Gwen Stefani at first. Or maybe old Madonna. Old as in “long ago” not old as in now. What I did not think of was Cameron Diaz. This is all very confusing. I did like her with Justin Timberlake and in Something About Mary. And…that’s all I’ve got. Let me know if you think this looks like pimply-faced Cam or if I need some serious specs.
Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz Tongue
Cameron Diaz Feet
Gwen Stefani Tongue
