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We may have done Bikini Sunday with Kristen Bell before. I don’t care. Just look at how cute she is. Look how…Nordic her head looks. Did you know that people used to call Norwegians “Square-Heads”? That was racism against Norwegians. Think about that. White people used to be so racist that they even had a racist slur for the whitest people there are. How incredibly racist.
Things aren’t like that anymore, though. The Norwegians have overcome the racism they encountered and went on to become the bosses of Norway. And perhaps Minnesota. And they also spawned Kristen Bell. And you can see her in a bikini in the 30 pics below. Obviously, the pics were not taken in Norway, which I assume is always covered with snow. They should move. Stupid Square-Heads.
So we know what we are about round here. We aren’t really complex. We have a few things we do pretty well. One of them is make fun of celebrities ans LeAnn Rimes (Ol’ Squinty) is always a good target. But you may not all know just how many Celebrity Pics we have and how we categorize them and why the pic after the jump fits like, all of them. Forget the fact that Ms. Rimes looks like a Sleestack and is so skinny if you hugged her it would be like hugging a bag full of leaves and sticks. She makes up for those shortcomings by seeming pretty trampy.
As for the pic? Well, we have the following things that catch our eye around here.
Why? Because the other body parts are too competitive. And tbh we are getting KILLED on the feet. You people are freaks. But after the jump, we start our move, in a pic that has all three! Maybe if you know some celebrities you could get them to post for us. Come on! We’d do it for you! Now go past the jump for hot lizard action!
Guest Writer Kathleen Hubert weighs in on Jennifer Aniston
Men’s Health Magazine came out with the top 100 Hottest Women of all time, naming Jennifer Aniston as the Hottest, at a ranking of number one. Compared to many of her sexy rivals that came in at lower positions, such as Raquel Welch and Marilyn Monroe, many people may find it surprising that this “girl next door” star from the long-running series “Friends” has garnered the top award as Hottest Woman Alive. The word sexy is not always the first word that pops in your mind when you think about Jennifer Anniston.
One of the reasons cited by Men’s Health Magazine for Friends’ star Jennifer Aniston’s status as the Hottest Woman of All Time relates to her down-to-earth charm. This quality makes her appear attainable. Men’s Health claimed that Jennifer never overacts or plays a bimbo, instead sticking with roles that paint her as authentic and genuine. The ten year TV series “Friends” led TV reviews as a top-rated show for years as one of the most beloved shows of all time. Men’s Health also reported that funny is sexy, explaining that Aniston is sexy in a way that makes her very human.
More after the jump!
Things have been crazy busy in my life lately. More often than not I almost forget to write up my Bikini Sunday and Man Candy Monday posts until it’s super late. Tonight I remembered a bit earlier than normal…and for that I’m happy. That means I can get to bed at decent time. Hopefully.
For this week’s Bikini Sunday post, I chose former Girls Next Door cast member and ex-girlfriend of Hugh Hefner, Kendra Wilkinson.
I’ve included photos of Kendra when she was pregnant with her son Hank because I think it’s awesome when a pregnant woman feels beautiful and sexy and isn’t afraid to show her body off even when her belly is swollen with child. I’ve even included a couple of her with Little Hank after she gave birth. It can be hard to feel sexy after having kids so all the more power to her for feeling confident in her own skin.
Enjoy!
I heard Olivia Munn is on a network show now. Or she was. And she wrote a book, and she was on that Attack of the Show thing. But the reason I think everyone likes her is her gifability. See, some people get the Internet and some don’t. Well, I guess I should say that some people get the part of the Internet where people make gifs. Check out an episode of Community some time. Every other show they make sure to have a scene with Alison Brie running with her chest bouncing along.
Why? because people make gifs out of them, that’s why. Now, Olivia Munn doesn’t really have Alison Brie-like…attributes. But what she lacks in sweater fillin’s she makes up for with being of undeterminable racial origin, funny and prolly slutty. Or at least she acts it. And let’s face it. We are talking about animated gifs here. Acting slutty is really all you need.
I don’t know why I haven’t chosen this piece of eye candy before. Glee’s Mark Salling, aka Puck, is quite the cutie. He has amazing eyes, amazing abs and a beautiful smile. Plus, I can’t help but fawn over him in glasses.
I’m sure I’m not the only one who finds him attractive, so if there are any of you who find him as gorgeous as I do, you have my permission to drool….RIGHT NOW! Go ahead. You know you want to.
