Archive for the ‘Male Celebrity Pictures’ Category
Johnny Depp was awarded Sexiest Man Alive for the second time by People magazine. If I were in charge, he would have been named that every year for the last…twenty? And for the next twenty, natch. I predict he, Robert Downey, Jr. and Leonardo DiCaprio will be remembered as this generation’s greatest actors. Of that group of impressive thespians (they really do become the character!), only dear darling Johnny is beautiful, strong, delicate, weird and brilliant. Not many guys can wear eyeliner and facial hair* and still come off manly as hell. His conversational range, his grasp of topics and his insight and comprehension leave me breathless. He hangs out with people who can keep up with him (Hunter S. Thompson for one shining example) and doesn’t give the rest of the Hollywood crap a second thought. His priorities are so solidly in the proper place.
Gaze upon the many faces of Senor Depp
One of the funniest things I ever saw on Letterman was Depp explaining what it is like to spend time with his then-two-year-old. Basically, he said it was like hanging out with a tiny little drunk. Toddlers fall down randomly, laugh and cry for no reason, wet themselves and blurt out bizarre shit.
I’m not much of a movie lover but I see everything this man does. Once Upon a Time in Mexico was pretty underrated. The eye gouging thing still fucking haunts me, at the end when Eva Mendes kisses him and he tricks her with a fake arm and shoots her while the blood is dripping down his face behind his sunglasses. I think this may be the only Antonio Banderas movie I’ve ever seen. But that twirling to avoid the bullet and shooting the dude’s kneecaps from behind his back is really very awesome. Ruben Blades is pretty hot, too, come to think of it. Oh fuck it, just watch the last eight minutes or so for yourself.
Sometimes, youtube is incredible. There’s another vid after the jump for the true fans. I mean…whoa.
*I realize facial hair is, by definition, manly. I don’t care for it in general and the sentence just worked and I’m sick and oh deal with it!
I am going to go out on a limb and say that this is the only Sam Elliott Zodiac in existence. You know how they work. Just look up the year you were born and find out which Sam Elliott you are. Each one of the Sam Elliotts is distinctive and you can learn a lot about yourself. His mustache/beard combinations pretty much tell you everything you need to know about both yourself and the people around you. So go ahead and check it out.
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For those of you in colder climates, we also have some Hot Coco.
Nick Burns, here to save the day and make you feel like a dumbass!
We have been working nearly around the clock re-designing the Celebrity Photo Gallery. We still have a few bugs and kinks to iron out but you get overall gist of it. Personally, I think it is mind blowingly gorgeous and I am kicking myself for not pushing for this literally years ago! The old design was certainly functional but it looked like the red-headed step-child of our trio of sites. And that sucked as the Celebrity Photo Gallery gets far more traffic than its (previously) more slick cousins, the Main Page and The Batcave. But it is all equal now and that’s what matters. Yes, this is what I’m telling myself. HAH.
Obviously, I didn’t do this myself as all I do is make unreasonable demands, leaving it up to Acadia to figure out how to placate me. And oh my, did he deliver in spades this time! My lovely friend, Dee, designed the new banner (which I love!) and I thank her for always being willing to help with her amazing graphic design skills. Joelle has been instrumental in building up the Photo Galleries themselves and helping test the new design and for always offering honest feedback. You’re wonderful, darlin, and I thank you. Acadia turned to Nick, our go-to IT guy for some of the more technical aspects. Nick, you’re awesome and I adore you. Now, about the alphabetical organization….
Lastly, I need to thank Acadia for taking my suggestions seriously and working tirelessly to make the Celebrity Pix Gallery all that I could have wished for and more. I am very appreciative of all you do, sir.
Don’t need to say a lot about him. He died at 83. He made movies, raced cars and made his own popcorn and salad dressing. I have done all of those three things, too – but I wasn’t good at any of them. That’s just one of the many differences between him and me.
I am giving you the trailer for Slapshot, which is one of the funniest movies of all time. And I am pretty sure it is the only movie Paul Newman was ever in where he said: “Hey Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy!” Except maybe The Sting. Anyway – he had a good run. Go watch Slapshot. You’ll laugh. Or go look at pics of him. He was better looking at 80 than I was the day I got that Extreme Makeover.
