This email may be bullshit - I can't check as I am too lazy to go to snopes.

I like when emails have pictures – they have more credibility then.

This   picture was taken by a KTBS helicopter flying  over Lake Wiess about 90 miles north of Birmingham, Alabama !
The helicopter pilot  and the game warden were in communication via radio.   Here is a transcript  of their conversation:

‘Air1  have you  a visual on the gator,  over’
‘Approaching  inlet now, over’
‘RogerAir1′
‘Gator sighted….  Looks like it has a small animal in its mouth…  moving in,  over’
‘RogerAir1′
‘Holy Crap, it’s a  deer!’
‘Confirm Air1… did  you say deer?,  Over’
‘Roger… a deer in  its mouth… looks like a full sized buck… that’s  a big gator, we’re gonna need more men,   Over’
‘RogerAir1… can you  give me an idea on size of animal,  over’
‘It’s big… 25 feet  at least. Please advise. Gator is heading to  inlet… do I pursue?,   over’

Clicking the jump is sooooo worth it.

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That's some good old timey picturin' right there.

Editor’s note – since this is an email – it is probably a lie – but screw you if you think I am going to Snopes to check it.  They told me the African prince wasn’t gonna pay me my money, either.  But he is just about to!

What it  took to get an 8th grade education in 1895…

Remember when  grandparents and great-grandparents stated that they only had an 8th grade  education?  Well, check this out. Could any of us have passed the 8th grade  in 1895?  This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 in Salina, Kansas, USA .  It was taken from the original document on file at the Smokey Valley Genealogical Society and Library in Salina , and reprinted  by the Salina Journal.

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Stimulus. Get it? Sexy? Huh?

It is the month of August, on the shores of the Black Sea. It is raining, and the little town look totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

A rich tourist comes to town. He enters the only hotel, lays a 100 Euro note on the reception counter,and goes to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one.

The hotel proprietor takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the butcher.

The Butcher takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the 100 Euro note, and runs to pay his debt to the supplier of his feed and fuel.

The supplier of feed and fuel takes the 100 Euro note and runs to pay his debt to the town’s prostitute that in these hard times, gave her ”services” on credit.

The hooker runs to the hotel, and pays off her debt with the 100 Euro note to the hotel proprietor to pay for the rooms that she rented when she brought her clients there.

The hotel proprietor then lays the 100 Euro note back on the counter so that the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

At that moment, the rich tourist comes down after inspecting the room and takes his 100 Euro note, after saying that he did not like any of the rooms, and leaves town.

No one earned anything. However, the whole town is now without debt, and looks to the future with a lot of optimism..

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States Government and the State of California are doing business today.

These answers were given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1.  She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2.  Mostly to clean the house.
3.  To help us get out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1.  He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2.  Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3.  God made my mom just the same like he made me.  He just used bigger parts.

More hilarity after the jump!

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I got this emailed to me today.  Swine Flu is good for LOLZ.

Women will understand this!  Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!