This is what I dressed up as. Did I look like a hot chick?

So the 2009 costume contest has come and gone and the winners were announced, but I didn’t talk about everyone who entered yet.  And usually when there are individuals in our contests, I talk about them.  Cause screw them.  The gallery is at the bottom if you want to relive the glory of it.  I am going to reference people in the order in which they finished in the contest.  The no sign booby prize people are at the bottom.  Boobies.  Hee.

• Super Ghost Boy – What can I say?  Who would have thought that a kid who could not even figure out how to hold the goddamn sign rightside up could amass an army of more than 1200 cookie deleting bastards!  Super Ghost Boy, I hope your mom or dad or whoever entered you uses the money to buy you a real costume for next year!
• The Lewis Carrolls – It was really close on like, Tuesday when the Lewis Carrolls (good costumes by the way) were really fighting the good fight vote wise.  I like them a lot and I hope they play next year.
• Squeenager – Now we are in the realm of what I like to call “The people who didn’t cheat”.  Squeenager mobilized a lot of people.  Also, not for nothing, but I heard some guys were commenting on her and I will be contacting the FBI, pervs.  Her name is not Squeendult.  Anyway – hats off to you, undead child.
• Fragileheart – Prettiest costume for sure.  I mean, this was genuine finery.  And she got redressed on Sunday just to enter.  I know cause I was in her yard watching her.
• Jeremy – Jeremy by FAR worked the hardest on his pics.  I mean, come on.  Look at them.  You have to squint to see him in some of them and then when you do it’s fucking creepy.  I think if he had big tits he would have won.

The rest (and the new pics) after the jump – don’t miss it!!!

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I don’t have the time or frankly the desire to go through the whole tally of the Halloween contest tonight.  I will update the Contest page with the winners etc. tomorrow night, and you can see all the special awards I will make up between now and then.  I also got a couple late entries I will post.

For the time being, here is the winner in each bracket.  You can be all snuggly knowing that your $100 and other no sign having booby prize will be along soon.

Regular Contest Winner: Super Ghost Boy

No Sign Winner: Zorro and Catherine Zeta Jones.

So…hooray.

This week’s letters for The Long Ass Game are after the jump.

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This week’s letters for The Long Ass Game are after the jump.

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Let’s see how well you do in placing the states of the United States of America.

All you do is look at the top of the page and drag ‘n’ drop the state where it belongs.  It is a smart map; it varies the order of the states’ placement with each new try!

It isn’t easy, mostly because placing a state in the precise location when it has no boundaries in place is a bit tricky!   No half credit for close but over a tad.  Here is the link to it and good luck!  Post your score in the comments and be truthful!  Or lie.  No one will know.

This week’s letters for The Long Ass Game are after the jump.

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