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As it stands right now, the frequency of celebrity deaths seems to be accelerating rapidly.  I am still doing some calculations, but as far as I can tell right now, within the next 18 months the most famous person left on the planet will be the older brother from Malcolm in the Middle.  So rather than try to stop it (cause really, how could you?) and rather than have a traditional Death Pool, let’s have a fucked up stupid one.  Here’s how it goes (EDIT: after I did it, I realized it is real life Clue):

• If you pick a PERSON and they die, you get 5 points.
• If you pick a CAUSEof death and someone famous dies of it, you get 3 points (like Overdose, Heart Attack, Earthquake, Bit by Gary Busey etc. And if you do a disease, you need to be specific.  You can’t just say: “Cancer” or “Disease”.)
• If you pick a ROOM of death – then you get 2 points (bathroom, hospital room, ballroom, sidewalk).
• If you get any combination of the three things above correct then the points are double.

You can enter as many times as you want.  If a lot of people do it, then I may have to make a page for it or some shit, but for now let’s see if this goes anywhere.  For my first entry, I am saying Muhammad Ali in his bedroom of a stroke!

This week’s letters for The Long Ass Game are after the jump.

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This week’s letters for The Long Ass Game are after the jump.

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This week’s letters for The Long Ass Game are after the jump.

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This week’s letters for The Long Ass Game are after the jump.

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This week’s letters for The Long Ass Game are after the jump.

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