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With the benefit of hindsight, maybe I should have done more when I found out a ten year old boy was anally raped by my employee. Also, with the benefit of hindsight, perhaps I should stop saying HINDsight.
All day today I have been hearing people defend him. Saying that he “did what was required by law”. And he has said he “might” retire? Why is he getting a choice? Let’s lay some things out. Please do not remove from your mind the fact that this is about a 10 year old boy being held up against a wall and anally raped by a grown man. This is not about a “kindly old man”.
- THE GUY WHO SAW THE GROWN MAN RAPING THE 10 YEAR OLD BOY DIDN’T STOP IT.
- That guy told the coach. The next day. Not the cops. He told the coach. I bet the 10 year old boy’s ass was still bleeding when they called old Joe.
- Joe told “his boss”. That was what he figured he was legally obliged to do.
And he never did another thing. And the rapist kept working there. The rapist kept his children’s charity going, too. And the guy who didn’t stop the rape still works there to this day.
Did anyone ever check on the kid? You know, the kid who got anally raped by a coach at Penn State and the staff and the school administration never did anything about it. At all? No? And now they are considering letting him retire? And people are defending this? Because why? He won a bunch of football games?
If someone came to you and said: “I can make you the winningest coach in College Football history. All you have to do is knowingly employ a child molester and not say a thing when that guy rapes kids in your locker room.” Would you say yes?
If so, then let me come punch you in the face. But if you answered no and still try to defend Joe Paterno, I’ll smash your face in. And seriously. The kid was 10 in 2002. That means he is what, 19 now? Is anyone helping him?
Can everyone who wants to help Joe Paterno kind of stop and make sure all the kids that Mr. Paterno’s employee destroyed have some help? They are still young. Think about them. Think about how awesome it must have felt for a ten year old underprivileged kid when he found out he was going to get to go to the Penn State locker room? Are you kidding me? And then he got raped. So seriously. Stop talking about anything that can possibly defend anyone who let that guy stay at his job or around kids.
Don’t. They should all be fired. And then anally raped. And then probably shot out of cannons. And all the students who went to the coach’s house to support him should get expelled. Ahh, they are just idiot kids so don’t expel them. Just rape them.
Feel free to argue with me in the comments if you want. I have yet to perfect my “punch you through the Internet” device. So have at it.
Gambling is not a sin. I checked a bunch of books and I can’t find it anywhere. So I don’t know why you can’t just do it wherever you want. There is a place that opened near my office and it frankly scares the crap out of me. The sign just says “GAMBLING!” and under that it says “FREE INTERNET”! I don’t know what those things have to do with each other but the windows of the place are all blacked out so I’m not going to go in and find out. I keep thinking that it’s going to be like, three ladies reading epicurious while some sweaty weirdos play Russian Roulette.
So since I can’t go there and the Indian casino is like, 500 miles away and I don’t want to go to Vegas I may have to gamble on the Internet. Casino games <— (this is where I went) online seem scary to me and I just automatically assume that if I put my credit card in there that two goons will show up at my house and immediately take all my s*** and I will have to live with a barrel for clothes.
Then again I do have a gallery credit card (hint, the number has a 5 in it) so what if I did try it? I mean, honestly, I could probably just cancel the card if something weird happened. So after the jump I will break down the games and figure out how to get rich!
So, when I came up with the title for today’s YouTuesday, I went in search of a good banner pic for it. I found it pretty quickly. It’s not related to the video in any way whatsoever but it definitely plays on the “bad form” part of the title. However, when I showed it to Acadia, he felt the need to censor it because you are all his precious snowflakes.
Anyway, imagine you’re watching a soccer game. All of a sudden you see a fan jump the rail and run across the field. Then you notice the cops are in hot pursuit. The police eventually catch him and wrestle him to the ground. Then, as you watch the four cops sit on the guy and try to get cuffs on him, you notice one of them take out his club and jab the guy with it. “Hey now,” you think, “I think you got him. No need for that jabbing stuff. That’s just bad form.” One jab turns into two, and two turns into three. And four. Finally, the crowd has had enough, and the cops find themselves in quite the predicament. Hit the jump for the video and the uncensored version of the banner pic.