I rock sweater vests, all the time. This is like my new anthem. I love them so much that I intend for my groomsmen to wear them instead of tux’s.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp3Txy0dA6Y

This is a truly fantastic and hilarious, if not a little insensitive, fund raising attempt.
http://www.roanokeearthquakerelief.com/index.html

Dicking around hulu today I found this video of Shatner which I saw the other day, but forgot to tell Acadia about. Notice Conan just climbing that desk like a stair.

Editor’s note – Ian did not put the link for the video in his post.  I don’t know how to find things on Hulu…

Ian’s note in response to Editor’s note: It’s pretty easy to find you ninny http://www.hulu.com/watch/78435/the-tonight-show-with-conan-obrien-william-shatner#s-p3-sa-i1

Personally, I like vegan food but this is great
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/06/22/soyfckers-anonymous/

Huh? I drive what? Where? Seriously? I do that? Bitchin'

That chick drives truck in Alaska.  I have to admit, I love Ice Road Truckers.  It’s no Deadliest Catch, but it is pretty good.  The premise is simple: people in the Arctic (oil rigs, Santa) need shit.  The only way to get it there is on these scary ass roads.  And the people who drive the trucks on those roads make a lot of loot cause the roads are made of ice and they will inevitably crash.

After two seasons of stupid Canada, now we are in Alaska, and one of the truckers is Lisa Kelly.  I guess the fact that the is a little skinny chick makes her compelling, but I think they could really spice things up if they had her be some sort of trampy ice siren.  Like, she hangs out at the yard and asks guys all day if she can help them ‘deliver their load’ or…’shift their gears’.  I can’t think of any other dirty truck things, though so maybe she should just drive.

Also – the Dalton Highway was built so that the trucks could bring stuff to Prudhoe Bay so we could get oil.  And for 30 years, people have been careening off cliffs and shit to bring them new drills and creamed corn and Hustler magazines.  So why don’t they use some of the stimulus money to build a train?  How bad ass would that be?  They could carry lots of shit that is too dangerous for the trucks, and they could have a car full of sissy protestors, too. I love trains.  Damn, I wish I could have thought of more dirty truck talk.  “Let me back that in for you?”  “That sure is a big rig you got there”?  “I’ll have sex with you in your truck”?

Meh – watch the video.  NO!  Wait!  “I’ll wear glasses like Governor Palin”?  Huh?  Huh?

Lisa Kelly Ice Road Trucker Picture Gallery

Rachel Maddow loves being a lesbian.

Don’t know how much you all care about politics (I don’t think the Gallery has helped the Iraninas much) but you may like Washington professionals who act like fucked up dummies just like we do.  The pic to the left is Ana Marie Cox and Rachel Maddow.  Maddow you know as the handsome young MSNBC liberal fellow lady.  Cox (heh) is the firecrotch who shows up as a talking head on lots of cable shows and may have one of the most entertaining Twitter pages ever.

She was at #nerdprom which is what they were calling he Radio and TV something something dinner last night in Washington where the Prez told some jokes.  But what I find fascinating is how Cox (heh) does not have her own show yet.  One of her tweets from the dinner was this:

made it to the MS after party! With its weird passkey/cockring invite and everything! http://twitpic.com/7v42z

How bad ass is that?  You almost never hear newscasters talk publicly about cockrings.  Except for Dan Rather, but that guy’s a mess.  So, if you don’t feel that twinge of loserdom that comes with following someone who doesn’t follow back, then follow Cox.  And hope she gets her own show.  And watch Obama and the guy from the Apple Commercials (the PC guy, not the other fuck) tell some jokes below.  And someone get me Ana Marie Cox’s phone number.  And did Bush ever go to this dinner?  I bet he was funny.  He was the funniest President we ever had.  And I don’t mean in the political rage dipshit way.  I mean he was a funny guy.  Anyway, watch this shit and hook me up with Ana Marie.  Unless she’s a lesbian.  Then forget it.  I can’t deal with that again.

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Suck on these, Brian Williams.

I am not sure how many times the Auto Tune the News guys are gonna be able to go back to the well, but for now they still have my attention.  I want Joe Biden to yell things from space, and I applaud Katie Couric bringing home the boogie.  Also – I am smoking some lettuce right now and it is niiice.

So take a look at the latest version.  I am pretty proud that I posted a video before it has a million views on YouTube.  I am pretty timely!

Statistics show that most men want to be Michael, but are actually Fredo.

I think you might find this as intereting as I did.  For the four of you that haven’t seen the Godfather, this technically contains spoilers.  But if you haven’t seen the Godfather, then you won’t care about the video.  But if you HAVE, then this might give you a boner.  Or the lady equivalent of a boner, whatever that’s called.  Anyway – this video visits the house the filmmakers used as the Corleone compound.  Usually in movies it seems like they use one part of one thing and another part of another to make the whole house.  But apparently, they used every bit of this house for the Corleone house.  Check it out.

Sometimes local news rules.  Sit through the stupid commercial – it is worth it.

Don't read anything into this picture.

OK – so I wanted an excuse to post the video below because I love Hall and Oates and hate Helen Hunt (I promise it will make sense after you watch it).  And since it was one of those things that sort of deserved it’s own but not really I needed to make this have a little more of a point.  I don’t know what exactly, as that has never stopped me before, but whatever.

Listen all you people with your own websites.  We added this thing to the posts so if you make a comment it magically puts a link to the last thing you wrote about.  I think it does your twtter shit if you don’t have a website or some other shit if you don’t have a computer (it’s very advanced).  Anyway – give it a try.  If it doesn’t work – then you can complain and if it does, maybe hotspur and vettech will click your links.  Maitland won’t though.  He’s a prick like that.

And now….Helen Hunt jumping out a window and keyboard cat and Hall and Oates doing my favorite Hall and Oates song EVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.