http://www.superficialgallery.com Creepily Gathering Content Since 2005 Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:22:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Creepily Gathering Content Since 2005 Acadia Einstein no Acadia Einstein acadia@superficialgallery.com acadia@superficialgallery.com (Acadia Einstein) Copyright © Superficial Gallery 2010 Things I can say in less than a minute. Comedy, fast, humor http://i39.tinypic.com/vov8cw.jpg http://www.superficialgallery.com/category/email-forwards http://www.superficialgallery.com/internet-horror-area-code-809/23314 http://www.superficialgallery.com/internet-horror-area-code-809/23314#comments Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:00:54 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=23314 According to this one, Snopes has confirmed it.  The proof if after the jump.  But even if they didn’t this seems totally legit.  And, actually, who says Snopes is right all the time?  And they have pop up ads on their site.  So they are suspect, anyway.  And now – AREA CODE 809! Costly NEW [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/internet-horror-area-code-809/23314/feed 6 http://www.superficialgallery.com/burglars-reveal-their-secrets/18267 http://www.superficialgallery.com/burglars-reveal-their-secrets/18267#comments Wed, 01 Feb 2012 09:00:58 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=18267 I like it when I get emails that are all scary.  Speaking in the first person as a criminal or a Wall Street fat cat or Hitler is extra horrifying.  So get ready for a whole bunch of terror.  Burglar style! THIRTEEN THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON’T TELL YOU: (Sources: Convicted burglars in North Carolina , [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/burglars-reveal-their-secrets/18267/feed 5 http://www.superficialgallery.com/dont-drive-near-me/22795 http://www.superficialgallery.com/dont-drive-near-me/22795#comments Mon, 09 Jan 2012 12:49:43 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=22795 The average driver’s reaction time is: .75 seconds.  That’s 1 car length for every 10 mph. Click the link below and test your average reaction time. I scored “Ambling Armadillo” which I’m going to say is not good.  Post your score below.  And stay away from me if you’re driving.  I’m apparently dangerous. Reaction Test]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/dont-drive-near-me/22795/feed 1 http://www.superficialgallery.com/the-man-rules/19673 http://www.superficialgallery.com/the-man-rules/19673#comments Fri, 15 Jul 2011 04:01:19 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=19673 I decided it was time to share my infinite man wisdom. Women just don’t get it and I’m going to clue them in. Also, boobs. Men are NOT mind readers. Learn to work the toilet seat.  You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.  We need it up, you need it down.  You [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/the-man-rules/19673/feed 11 http://www.superficialgallery.com/be-afraid-evil-keychains/18199 http://www.superficialgallery.com/be-afraid-evil-keychains/18199#comments Tue, 19 Apr 2011 07:00:43 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=18199 Apparently the Internet doesn’t want you to talk to anyone at a gas station.  Ever.  For any reason. This is from Center, Texas, but this is very serious. Shelby County Clerk’s office There is a syndicate of criminals presenting themselves as sales promoters who are giving free key -ring holders at gas stations or parking [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/be-afraid-evil-keychains/18199/feed 3 http://www.superficialgallery.com/angry-mexican-dude/18129 http://www.superficialgallery.com/angry-mexican-dude/18129#comments Wed, 13 Apr 2011 18:00:45 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=18129 ANGRY MEXICAN DUDE SIGN I’m not showing it until after the jump! I don’t know if this is real or not.  I can’t tell from some of the pixels and I haven’t seen a few shops in my time.  Either way it doesn’t make any sense. If it’s real, can’t they put the dude in [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/angry-mexican-dude/18129/feed 4 http://www.superficialgallery.com/people-are-stealing-your-phone/18107 http://www.superficialgallery.com/people-are-stealing-your-phone/18107#comments Mon, 11 Apr 2011 09:00:08 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=18107 This will never happen to you.  Ever.  In a million years. 9 0 # on your telephone I dialed ’0′ to check this out, and the operator confirmed that this was correct, so please pass it on… l also checked out snopes.com and truthorfiction.com (This is true, and also applies to cell phones!) PASS ON [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/people-are-stealing-your-phone/18107/feed 3 http://www.superficialgallery.com/burundanga/18067 http://www.superficialgallery.com/burundanga/18067#comments Thu, 07 Apr 2011 09:00:50 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=18067 I love when emails are intended to scare you.  By the way, may I offer you my business card? Ladies: Pass this to friends and daughters!  snopes verified.  scarey stuff. Police Warning (Send to Everyone) People are R E A L L Y crazy! If you are a female, take heed! If you are male [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/burundanga/18067/feed 2 http://www.superficialgallery.com/freedom-of-speech-i-really-dont-get-this-one/17727 http://www.superficialgallery.com/freedom-of-speech-i-really-dont-get-this-one/17727#comments Mon, 14 Mar 2011 14:00:02 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=17727 OK, I am pretty open-minded and all but I don’t really understand this one. Is the Tea Party mad at Zazzle?  And I know the font is 14 different colors and sizes but I need to give this to you the way I got it.  Plus I don’t think it will look right in my [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/freedom-of-speech-i-really-dont-get-this-one/17727/feed 10 http://www.superficialgallery.com/if-facebook-existed-way-back-when/17617 http://www.superficialgallery.com/if-facebook-existed-way-back-when/17617#comments Mon, 07 Mar 2011 12:00:52 +0000 Evangeline http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=17617 ]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/if-facebook-existed-way-back-when/17617/feed 4