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		<title>The Ingenuity of Poor People</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every single person in the following pictures has a tattoo somewhere on his/her body which reads, &#8220;Necessity is the mother of invention.&#8221;  They probably all have one of Tweety bird, too.

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		<title>How Does Your Garden Grow?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn&#8217;t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.  The woman asked him, &#8220;What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?&#8221;
The gentleman responded, &#8220;Twice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Well, No Shit, Sherlock</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it&#8217;s shit.  That&#8217;s right: shit!  Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.  You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,and tell others to eat shit.  Some people know their shit, while others can&#8217;t tell the difference between shit and shineola.  There are lucky [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flip Flop Sabotage</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When your boyfriend, husband or significant other does something that makes you angry, don&#8217;t give in to the  temptation to argue and fight. Just count to ten, remain calm and, after he goes to bed, super-glue his flip flops  to the floor.
I could watch this one over and over.
Oh, wait a minute. I have!


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		<title>A Health Warning</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have recently learned that all computer screens are covered with bacteria, dust, germs, and such &#8211; on the inside of the screen &#8211; that can be dangerous to your health.  This is caused by a variety of reasons and can prove to be a health hazard for everyone who uses a computer.  Some people [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Halloween Means Naughtiness!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
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		<title>Designated Drivers Are Necessary!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
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		<title>I Dunno if Bill Gates Said This Shit</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 13:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Email Forwards]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill Gates gave a speech at a high school about eleven things the students did not and will not learn in school. He talked about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.
1: Life is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Catholics Do It Differently</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything&#8230;.tutors, mentors,flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Much Do You Miss Out On?</title>
		<link>http://www.superficialgallery.com/how-much-do-you-miss-out-on/7658#utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=how-much-do-you-miss-out-on</link>
		<comments>http://www.superficialgallery.com/how-much-do-you-miss-out-on/7658#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Email Forwards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joshua bell]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It happened in a Washington, DC Metro Station on a cold January morning in 2007. The man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time approximately two thousand people went through the station, most of them on their way to work. After three minutes, a middle-aged man noticed there [...]]]></description>
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