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		<title>I thought this was funny &#8211; A Short Spelling Lesson.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 16:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Acadia</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Email Forwards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LOLZ]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[monica crowley]]></category>
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A Short Spelling Lesson
The last four letters in American&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;I Can
The last four letters in Republican&#8230;&#8230;.I Can
The last four letters in Democrats&#8230;&#8230;..Rats
End of Lesson!
No need to thank me, I  am just helping you expand your education.

	Tags: america, democrats, i thought this was funny, joke, monica crowley, republicans
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		<title>Old Timey 1920&#8217;s Pictures</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 02:36:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Acadia</dc:creator>
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So I got this email that had the pics from the 1920&#8217;s that you see below.  It got me thinking about how many of those people in the pictures were douche bags.  I&#8217;m sure that people were probably even dickier back then than they are now cause they had to worry about things we don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Did You Know&#8230;some of these are bullshit?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 13:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Email Forwards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny email]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Email Forwards Lie!  LIE!

&#8220;Stewardesses&#8221; is the longest word typed with only the left hand and &#8220;lollipop&#8221;is the longest word typed with your right hand? (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn&#8217;t you?)
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
&#8220;Dreamt&#8221; is the only English word that ends in the letters &#8220;mt&#8221;. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy President&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 13:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Email Forwards]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since you can&#8217;t go to the bank or the post office today, sit back and giggle at these stupid Presidential jokes!
Q: What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?
A: Ape Lincoln!
Q: Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?
A: He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill.
Q: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I thought this was funny &#8211; Osama Bin Laden Valentine</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 01:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Acadia</dc:creator>
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Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade &#38; tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine&#8217;s Day.
&#8216;Since Valentine&#8217;s Day is for a Christian saint, and we&#8217;re Jewish,&#8217; she asks, &#8216;Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
Melissa&#8217;s father thinks a bit, then says: &#8216;No, I don&#8217;t think God would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Naughty Kids</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Email Forwards]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[funny email]]></category>

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A five year old told his teacher he&#8217;d found a cat but it was dead.  &#8220;How do you know the cat was dead?&#8221; she asked him.  &#8220;Because I pissed in his ear and it didn&#8217;t move,&#8221; the child answered innocently.  &#8220;You did what?&#8221; the teacher exclaimed in surprise.  &#8220;You know,&#8221; explained the boy, &#8220;I leaned [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>I Require Inspiration</title>
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		<comments>http://www.superficialgallery.com/i-require-inspiration/8326#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 13:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Email Forwards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LOLZ]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[fake inspirational posters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny email]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inspirational posters]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Yet again/still, I am sick and taking raw meth by the handful.  However pesky immune systems are, I rather wish I had one.  So it may be because I am slightly stoned or perhaps because I am really really immature, but most of these made me laugh a lot today.  And the bird one&#8211;TRUTH!  Those [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>Put it in Perspective</title>
		<link>http://www.superficialgallery.com/put-it-in-perspective/8481#utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=put-it-in-perspective</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Email Forwards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny email]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There are days my job gets me bummed, sure.  I don&#8217;t get paid enough for the shit I have to do and tolerate, my co-workers are being raging cunts or it&#8217;s raining.  You know:  normal every day gripes.  I really think I should get the day off if it&#8217;s raining, though, seriously.  I don&#8217;t like [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>You Think Your Family is Fucked Up?</title>
		<link>http://www.superficialgallery.com/you-think-your-family-is-fucked-up/8462#utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=you-think-your-family-is-fucked-up</link>
		<comments>http://www.superficialgallery.com/you-think-your-family-is-fucked-up/8462#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 13:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Email Forwards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny email]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny family pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny family portraits]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny picture]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Peruse these messed up family scrapbooks and you will look more kindly upon Uncle Ted, the drunk farting uncle none of the adults will let the toddlers be alone with.

More after the jump!



I am speechless.


	Tags: funny email, funny family pictures, funny family portraits, funny picture
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		<slash:comments>15</slash:comments>
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		<title>Good Timing Counts</title>
		<link>http://www.superficialgallery.com/good-timing-counts/8052#utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=good-timing-counts</link>
		<comments>http://www.superficialgallery.com/good-timing-counts/8052#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 13:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Email Forwards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amazing pictures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if these are photoshopped or not and I really don&#8217;t care.  They&#8217;re pretty well awesome either way, I suppose.

	Tags: amazing pictures, Email Forwards
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