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	<title>Superficial Gallery &#187; Email Forwards</title>
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		<title>Albino Moose</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Acadia</dc:creator>
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So if you look at the pics below you can see an amazing quirk of nature.  Albino animals are very rare (except among polar bears, where studies are inconclusive) and this moose is very striking.  He probably got made fun of in high school, but now that he is big he can strut around all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We&#8217;re DOOMED!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:24:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three years ago, it was the Chinese calender year of the cow  and we had Mad Cow disease.
Two years ago,       it was the Chinese calender year of the bird and we had Avian flu.
This year,       it is the Chinese calender year of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Screw you, inspiring email</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:44:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Acadia</dc:creator>
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So you see that we post email forwards on here.  For some reason, they are among the most talked about things that we post.  I guess it&#8217;s because if enough grandmothers and what have you  decide to forward them it is sort of a built in vetting process?  In fact, maybe the value of an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Look What You&#8217;ve Done, Mr. Foxworthy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know you&#8217;re a redneck when:
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think &#8220;The Nutcracker&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Inner Peace</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am passing this on to you because it has worked wonders for me. In today&#8217;s hectic world, we could all use a little calm.  By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.  The article said, &#8220;The way to achive inner peace is to finish all the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fat Women are Mean</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 13:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, &#8220;Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!&#8221;
The next morning, Rick got up early and left for work. When [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Patriotism is Great and All</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whoever owns this truck frightens me a bit.  Rah rah, country love and everything but whoa.  I can&#8217;t help but wonder where this guy lives.  I remember someone telling me I should never trust someone whose vehicle cost more than his house.  I think this is incredibly sound advice.  I can&#8217;t help but think of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I thought this was funny &#8211; tying up your wife.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Acadia</dc:creator>
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This really did make me laugh.  Seriously.
Four friends  spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing  trip.  Two days  before the group is to leave, Frank&#8217;s wife puts her foot down and tells him he  isn&#8217;t going.  Frank&#8217;s friends  are very upset that he can&#8217;t go but, what can they  do?
Two days later,  the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Ingenuity of Poor People</title>
		<link>http://www.superficialgallery.com/the-ingenuity-of-poor-people/7824#utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=the-ingenuity-of-poor-people</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every single person in the following pictures has a tattoo somewhere on his/her body which reads, &#8220;Necessity is the mother of invention.&#8221;  They probably all have one of Tweety bird, too.

	Tags: Email Forwards, funny email, funny picture
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		<title>How Does Your Garden Grow?</title>
		<link>http://www.superficialgallery.com/how-does-your-garden-grow/7678#utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=how-does-your-garden-grow</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evangeline</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn&#8217;t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.  The woman asked him, &#8220;What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?&#8221;
The gentleman responded, &#8220;Twice [...]]]></description>
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