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Hey remember last week when we didn’t do comment of the week? You didn’t? Yeah well, now you’re gonna be sorry. Cause we went back TWO weeks and this time the winner gets a prize. A real prize. Not the fake kind where you are supposed to feel good about yourself for trying or some other crap like that.
A Box of Girl Scout Cookies. Ohhh yeah. That’s like a forty dollar value or something.
So yep. PelvicBoogie won for his comment on Kirsten Dunst now has a Free Pass. Forever.
F’ing brilliant. It was like some wonderfully advanced technology beamed it directly into my wank bank.
So Boogie, if you want your cookies – contact us in the cave or through the contact form. We will give out cookies as prizes until the cookies are gone. And we have a shit ton of cookies. So this is a good chance for those of you who are not allowed near kids to get some. Try harder this week! Good luck!
This is Acadia and me this week. It's a better look for him than it is for me. TRUST ME.
So this week has been unexpectedly nutso and, as always, it hits both Acadia and me at the same time. Also as always, the site suffers. We simply don’t have time to write and update when we have spools of ribbon hanging from our ears and whatnot. Please be patient and don’t forget about us. We will soldier through, yank the pipe cleaners and…shells?…out of our hair and get back to what’s important: sharing ridiculous email forwards and our whacked out opinions on random topics with soon-ness. We will also floss first. Hang in there, dear readers–we’re coming back! xoxoxoox
Hard to believe another week has passed already. OK, so that’s a total lie. I completely expected it. But despite that, we did have a whole week of shit happen that the crack reporting staff here at the Gallery did not deem newsworthy. So here is a quick recap.
- There was another snow storm on the East Coast. Conservatives claimed it meant there was no global warming. Libs said that was not true and are now trying to change the name of the whole to “Climate Change”. This is as typical as things can get. Conservatives make up some shit and yell it at libs. Libs then roll up like a wet napkin made out of woven pussies and lose all their credibility. The Democrats need someone on their side who is actually going to raise their voice. All they have now is Barney Frank, and when he yells I keep expecting him to throw confetti like Rip Taylor.
- The Olympics kicked off by killing a Luger from Georgia. That completely sucks. One would think that those dumb Canadians would have gotten the idea to put padding on the solid metal poles they have around the Luge track before someone ran into one and died. Then again, perhaps the track was designed by Toyota.
- The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue came out this week. Everyone who doesn’t know what the Internet is promptly whacked off and Sports Illustrated employees each had to throw another $20.00 into the “holy shit how long can we keep doing this?” jar.
- I drove from Fort Lauderdale, Florida to Charlotte, North Carolina. The drive was not more interesting than any other time. There wasn’t even good traffic in Daytona. I wanted to see some stringy haired biker chicks riding behind fat dudes who wear T-Shirts that say on the back: “If you can read this the bitch fell off.” The bitch didn’t fall off.
- I got a few people telling me how much they like Shawnee Smith (the girl in the banner pic). Stay away from her. She’s not for you.
- We also found out that the site isn’t sending any emails. So if you have been filling out the contact form – we aren’t getting it. Sigh
OK – after the jump you can see the best comment of the week and the post it came from. I was disappointed that nobody nominated anyone. Then I remembered that you are apathetic a-holes, though. So we’re cool.
OK – since this is our 5th year anniversary, we are doing some new features. And also (at least based on this) resurrecting things we forgot about. So here comes the comment of the week! If you want to nominate someone for this coming week or something, I guess you can. Maybe I will try to fix the comment quote thing. But all final decisions will be made by management. Unless someone bitches. I’m not too good at Democracy yet.
If you win for the week and you have a website we will link you. If you don’t have a website and you win we will make you a website? Noo – not really. But maybe a page? I don’t know. If you win just tell us what you want for a prize. See the first winner after the jump!
This doesn't have anything to do with anything. I can't waste time finding pictures for you!
So you may have noticed that we changed things. A lot. Like. Completely. Why? Well, this is our 5th year in business. Does it count as a business if all I do is spend money? Well, regardless, Vange and I have a lot of shit planned for you and one of them is the redesign. Sooooo, I need you to tell me what you like, don’t like. I’m going to be updating this thread with info so no repeats. Just tell me what you think.
- I know the menu bar is fucked up – if you can help me unfuck it, let me know.
- We made the template ourselves
- We are going for an Art Deco type thing and are sticking with it, so it will be changing.
- The palm trees are not gonna stay – that was a practice.
- I don’t know if any of the plugins work.
- The Reply/Quote comment plugin does not work – it’s coming out.
- I’m doing a custom font for the headline.
- I don’t like the tags in the header of the article.
- It does not work right without the lips. Gotta do something about that.
- Art Deco was hot in the 20’s. As was H.P. Lovecraft. So go read this story. Go Cthulhu!
So – feel free to give your opinions. And show your boobs. Thanks!
This is how we made the block quote. I don’t have a lot else to say in here. How about I tell you that one time my friend was really hung over and he took a shit that smelled so bad he puked in the bathroom sink at the same time.
Forgot to test the photo gallery thing. Remember Harper’s Island? Well after the jump you can see all of the characters. Also being tested in this sequence…the jump.
