http://www.superficialgallery.com Creepily Gathering Content Since 2005 Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:22:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Creepily Gathering Content Since 2005 Acadia Einstein no Acadia Einstein acadia@superficialgallery.com acadia@superficialgallery.com (Acadia Einstein) Copyright © Superficial Gallery 2010 Things I can say in less than a minute. Comedy, fast, humor http://i39.tinypic.com/vov8cw.jpg http://www.superficialgallery.com/category/gallery-business http://www.superficialgallery.com/the-top-two-lists-of-top-10-posts-of-2011/22508 http://www.superficialgallery.com/the-top-two-lists-of-top-10-posts-of-2011/22508#comments Sun, 01 Jan 2012 03:59:25 +0000 Cornmeal http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=22508 It’s that time again.  The time in which I give all the best posts of the year the Statler and Waldorf treatment.  Unless they were mine, of course.  We had some interesting things happen this year.  Vange, who was the co-founder of this site along with Acadia, has sadly moved on to other things.  We [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/the-top-two-lists-of-top-10-posts-of-2011/22508/feed 2 http://www.superficialgallery.com/site-news/22461 http://www.superficialgallery.com/site-news/22461#comments Tue, 27 Dec 2011 03:05:58 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=22461 I thought the weird semi-week between Xmas and New Years would be a good time to let you know a few things.  So…here we go. New Design The Celeb Pic Section has been completely revised.  Go check it out.  And feel free to post criticism in here.  I am already probably going to swap the [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/site-news/22461/feed 3 http://www.superficialgallery.com/what-the-hell-is-going-on-here/21141 http://www.superficialgallery.com/what-the-hell-is-going-on-here/21141#comments Tue, 11 Oct 2011 02:40:08 +0000 Cornmeal http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=21141 Ok, I need your help.  I’ve been staring at today’s picture for a while now.  I’m not sure it’s possible to tell what is going on or what series of events led to it.  That’s where you come in.  Tell me in the comments what you think is going on.  If I select your comment [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/what-the-hell-is-going-on-here/21141/feed 11 http://www.superficialgallery.com/sunday-wrap-up-contest-winner-podcaturday-look-ahead/20726 http://www.superficialgallery.com/sunday-wrap-up-contest-winner-podcaturday-look-ahead/20726#comments Sun, 11 Sep 2011 21:55:00 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=20726 OK, I don’t have any bikini’s or anything for this post (you would think I would!) but I do have some news or updates or something.  It’s like an official report so pay attention! Dame Meow wins the Rizzoli and Isles 1st Season DVD Contest!  She’ll get the prize delivered from TNT so it will [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/sunday-wrap-up-contest-winner-podcaturday-look-ahead/20726/feed 0 contest,giveaway,halloween,Hiring OK, I don't have any bikini's or anything for this post (you would think I would!) but I do have some news or updates or something.  It's like an official report so pay attention! Dame Meow wins the Rizzoli and Isles 1st Season DVD Contest! (http://www.superficialgallery.com/wp-content/uploads/S1-Elenco1a.jpg) OK, I don't have any bikini's or anything for this post (you would think I would!) but I do have some news or updates or something.  It's like an official report so pay attention! Dame Meow wins the Rizzoli and Isles 1st Season DVD Contest (http://www.superficialgallery.com/rizzoli-and-isles-dvd-giveaway/20669)!  She'll get the prize delivered from TNT so it will actually get there in a timely manner.  And I realized that I could actually make a movie of when the winner was picked.  It was sort of like when they show the lottery numbers being drawn on TV but not. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdIIfQ3clpk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdIIfQ3clpk) More important info after the jump! NEW GIVEAWAY! - There will be a new giveaway starting tomorrow.  This one is for TGIFriday's.  I'll be giving away a coupon (not a whole restaurant, fool) and the entry process will be pretty easy.  So watch for it. HALLOWEEN! -I know it is only September, but it is time to start thinking about the Halloween festivities.  We will be running the costume contest for sure and are working (as usual) to get some other sites to get involved.  If you want in, use the contact form. GALLEVERSARY - This will be our 6th anniversary so I'm sure we will do something for it.  Maybe we can have a petting zoo or a bouncy castle.  What?  We're only six! DEPARTMENTS - Name that Ringtone and Guess My Netflix will be back.  We may also try to find some dumb thing to always do on Thursday since we seem to have one for every other day.  Maybe: THORsday where we have a picture of Thor.  Or Thexthy Thurthday where we have hot chicks who lisp.  I don't know. HIRING - We are hiring.  Use the contact form.  We might even have money! PODCATRUDAY - It's back!  Get listening.  It's episode 69.  lol. Acadia Einstein no http://www.superficialgallery.com/caption-this-and-win-free-movie-tickets/20382 http://www.superficialgallery.com/caption-this-and-win-free-movie-tickets/20382#comments Thu, 18 Aug 2011 04:00:33 +0000 Cornmeal http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=20382 I have a special pic for you today.  Normally what I do here is to post a funny picture and put a witty caption on it.  This time, I’m going post a picture, but I want YOU to caption it.  Don’t worry, it’s not for nothing.  If I pick your caption as the winner, you’ll [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/caption-this-and-win-free-movie-tickets/20382/feed 59 http://www.superficialgallery.com/whalewolf-the-audio-book/20075 http://www.superficialgallery.com/whalewolf-the-audio-book/20075#comments Tue, 09 Aug 2011 02:59:51 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=20075 I was sitting in my big overstuffed chair in my study, smoking a pipe and reading a giant newspaper and it occurred to me that my amazing literary achievement, Whalewolf, was not available on any kind of electromagnetomaton for voices.  Harumph!  I exclaimed.  I must certainly find my way to the local recording shop and [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/whalewolf-the-audio-book/20075/feed 3 Literature,Vulgar Commerce,Whalewolf I was sitting in my big overstuffed chair in my study, smoking a pipe and reading a giant newspaper and it occurred to me that my amazing literary achievement, Whalewolf, was not available on any kind of electromagnetomaton for voices.  Harumph! (http://www.superficialgallery.com/wp-content/uploads/whalewolf-cover1-500x800.jpg) I was sitting in my big overstuffed chair in my study, smoking a pipe and reading a giant newspaper and it occurred to me that my amazing literary achievement, Whalewolf, was not available on any kind of electromagnetomaton for voices.  Harumph!  I exclaimed.  I must certainly find my way to the local recording shop and try make my tome available to the blind and the handless.  Can't turn a page?  Well, no worries, m8!  You can simply press play with your nose. As I sauntered past the apothecary (my opium supplies being quite high at the moment I had no need to stop) I had a bit of a skip in my step.  How grand it will be to allow the general populous to hear my dulcet tones carrying along the wires of the world.  I noticed the newsstand was not carrying the latest edition of my favored periodicals.  Blast!  But my disappointment would have to wait.  I was going to record. Some time later, I exited the shop with the electrofile you see below.  Unfortunately, there was only enough wax cylinder to complete the beginning of my epic drama.  That means that you will have to use your "computer mouse" to purchase the remainder and read it yourself.  The man in the shop assured me that despite its incompleteness it was completely appropriate for me to call it am "Audio Book".  It's not false advertising.  It's "bait and switch". Acadia Einstein no 2:11 http://www.superficialgallery.com/who-let-him-in-here/20120 http://www.superficialgallery.com/who-let-him-in-here/20120#comments Thu, 04 Aug 2011 04:05:35 +0000 Sangfroid http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=20120 A friend of mine asked recently: “When did you get so disorganized?” I don’t know. If I was organized I’d have made a note of the date and put it in a file that had been carefully labeled with various colored pens. Then I’d do the Sunday Times crossword in ink and pigs would fly. [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/who-let-him-in-here/20120/feed 11 http://www.superficialgallery.com/holy-crap-a-contest-you-cant-cheat-at/19526 http://www.superficialgallery.com/holy-crap-a-contest-you-cant-cheat-at/19526#comments Thu, 07 Jul 2011 02:40:56 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=19526 Usually when we have contests someone cheats.  And it isn’t even like I cheat so I don’t have to give away the prize.  It is usually a contestant who cheats and I’m too stupid to prove it or catch them.  Remember that Halloween contest where three people got 50000000 votes and the other people got [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/holy-crap-a-contest-you-cant-cheat-at/19526/feed 25 http://www.superficialgallery.com/podcaturday-apparently-im-mean/18623 http://www.superficialgallery.com/podcaturday-apparently-im-mean/18623#comments Sun, 15 May 2011 02:37:06 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=18623 Yeah so apparently I’m “mean” and say “nasty things” to people.  I’m going to rise above those filthy attacks and inform you all of something you may not be familiar with.  It is of interest to you if you have your own website or want to hang around with people who do or live in [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/podcaturday-apparently-im-mean/18623/feed 5 conferences,podcaturday,prince,tribal blogs Yeah so apparently I'm "mean" and say "nasty things" to people.  I'm going to rise above those filthy attacks and inform you all of something you may not be familiar with.  It is of interest to you if you have your own website or want to hang around wi... (http://www.superficialgallery.com/wp-content/uploads/05-14.jpg) Yeah so apparently I'm "mean" and say "nasty things" to people.  I'm going to rise above those filthy attacks and inform you all of something you may not be familiar with.  It is of interest to you if you have your own website or want to hang around with people who do or live in Minneapolis. My friends (they really are, ask them) at Tribal Blogs (http://www.tribalblogs.net/) are having a genuine conference.  There will be panels and speeches and probably drinking in the hotel bar and hopefully a lot of sweaty make out sessions in someone's room.  It's being held in Minneapolis (I heard Prince has confirmed he will be there) from June 23 - 25.  That's three days of BLOG things.  Go do it.  It's going to be better than the shit you people do like visit Washington D.C. and go on dates.  You can learn things and it will be fun. They have one of those money begging things Kickstarter Campaigns ( http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/313701253/tribal-blogs-conference-for-writers) and are raising money so they can have better...snacks.  I don't know.  Just know that even though I don't pay attention to most things and may or may not be naked right now I think this conference is a good idea.  And this conference is the best chance in the history of chances you have ever had of meeting me.  And even if I stay disguised as an airport shuttle bus driver, you can still meet (seriously it is like mostly chicks): http://wineatfive.net (http://wineatfive.net/) http://mtawk.com (http://mtawk.com/) http://becausesomeonecares.com (http://becausesomeonecares.com/) Junk Drawer Kathy (http://www.junkdrawerblog.com/) Red Head Ranting (http://www.redheadranting.com) June Bug (http://junebugsmusings.blogspot.com) So if you want to run a better website go to this conference.  It's not a party.  It's a conference.  You will probably get a pen.  And I'm not mean.  Jerks.   Acadia Einstein no 1:10:26 http://www.superficialgallery.com/10000-comments/18394 http://www.superficialgallery.com/10000-comments/18394#comments Tue, 26 Apr 2011 04:15:32 +0000 Acadia http://www.superficialgallery.com/?p=18394 That 10,000 Dong (lol) note up there represents the funniest thing I could find with 10,000 written on it.  It signifies the Ten Thousandth comment the site has gotten since we turned into wordpress whenever that was.  Maybe 2008. I went back and looked at the first comment and it said: test comment Good stuff. [...]]]> http://www.superficialgallery.com/10000-comments/18394/feed 4