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It’s that time again.  The time in which I give all the best posts of the year the Statler and Waldorf treatment.  Unless they were mine, of course.  We had some interesting things happen this year.  Vange, who was the co-founder of this site along with Acadia, has sadly moved on to other things.  We also got hit with some nasty malware or something, and it about killed the site.  That’s what Acadia gets for hiring Paul Blart as security for the site.  Then Acadia scored a sweet deal with an ad company that would have brought in some cash.  So, it’s only natural that we would end up getting dropped by the ad company due to a snag in the mine.

Not all the stories from this year are bad.  Speaking of the mine, it’s been redesigned.  Give it a look and let us know what you think.  Additionally, I’m pretty sure this was the most successful year the Gallery has ever had.  StumbleUpon became our best friend and sent a ton of hits our way.  Thank you to all who stumbled us.   Keep it up and there may be some loot in it for you in the future.  Or an erotic fiction story from Acadia.

We have two new awesome writers.  Cramsey and Wood Rabbit.  Since they just joined us in December, they didn’t make either of the top 10 lists, but you can be sure you’ll be seeing them on 2012′s list.  If they decide to stick around, that is.

I guess it’s time to get down to business.  If you don’t remember how I did it last year, I made two lists, one for multiple picture posts and one for single posts.  The reason for doing it like this is that on multiple picture posts, it counts each picture view as a hit.  That makes it a little hard to compare it to stuff with all it’s content on one page.  OK, hit the jump and we’ll get started with the lists!

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Editor’s Note: Sometimes the staff takes advantage of the new “Hey you added me to Google Plus so now you are in my chat list even though I don’t know who you are”.  This is one of those times.  Just think, if you hoop all of us, some day YOU could be Kirk! — Acadia

me: hi kirk.

Sent at 3:33 PM on Friday

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• Life size versions of Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots?  DO WANT.

• NFL Power Rankings for week 11

• PSA:  If you’re going to try and beat a drug test, drinking bleach is not the best way to go about it.

• 14 “Luxury” Sex Toys for the Extremely Rich and Creepy

•  How about a gallery of famous album covers recreated with kittens?

• 6 Mind-Blowingly Huge Versions of Things You Loved as a Kid

• Deputies reprimanded for not checking a man’s fat rolls, allowing the man to bring a gun to jail with him.

• What do you get the Star Wars fan that has everything?  Why, Han Solo frozen in carbonite ice cube trays, of course.

• When returning your rental car, don’t forget the half million dollars worth of cocaine you left in the doors.

• People are giving Jerry Sandusky’s book some rather interesting reviews these days.  In related news, he named his book “Touched”.  Yes, really.

• I challenge you to a pillow fight!  I get the nunchucks!

• PETA’s latest target?  Super Mario Bros.

• Got a spare $345,000 laying around?  You can buy a hamburger grown in a petri dish.

• They stopped giving this guy lawyers after they figured out he pretty much wants to go to jail.

• Universal movie exec:  “We make shitty movies.”  Well played, sir.

• Giant snake.  How giant?  It ate a freaking deer!

• The wrong neighbor died in this encounter.

• Don’t look now, but this x-ray reveals that you have a man residing in your testicular tumor.

• In case you ever doubted Captain Kirk’s badassedness (is that a word?), here’s the 10 best Captain Kirk combat maneuvers.

• Oh those nutty toy collectors, killing their spouses when they destroy their beloved collections and stuff.  Rascals.

• Are we sure we want to be tossing around words like “genius” when we’re talking about this guy?

• This is pretty damn gross. 

• Hey look!  It’s James Cameron’s Aliens!  On ICE!

• NFL power rankings for week 10.

• Are you a John Lennon fan?  Want to buy his rotting tooth?  Now you can!

• NYPD’s finest.

• Ever have one of those nights where the hooker you’re with suddenly turns into a donkey?  This guy knows all about it.

• TA DA!!

• Whatever you do, don’t confuse a devil worshiping cultist’s name with the fluffy Twilight series or he will write you a sternly worded letter.

• It’s a pretty sad state of affairs when bikers resort to fighting over who gets to order frappuccinos at Starbucks.

• “Dear little girl:  we are truly sorry for turning you and your service dog away from our store.  To make up for it, we want you to have this $25 gift card for anything in our store.”  When girl arrives at store to spend her gift card: “Hey get that dog out of here!”

• Samuel L. Jackson is the highest paid monkey fighting actor in the Monday to Friday history of the business.

• Mark Hamill is retiring from the best role he ever played.

• 24 new technologies you’ll see by 2021

• “He was stark naked with cooking oil all over him.”

• 8 films that should’ve used their alternate endings.

• With friends like these…

• If you had children in the 50s and/or 60s, toy makers tried their best to kill them.

• NFL Power rankings for week 8

• And you thought the salaries of professional baseball, football, and basketball players was ridiculous.

• Trying to stay hip by not having a Facebook account?  I’ve got bad news for you…

• Introducing the Lingerie Football youth league

• Here’s a handy info-graphic showing how close we are to Star Trek’s technologies.

• This is terrible, terrible luck.

• Super Mario wedding invitations?  Yes, please.

• “Hello, KFC?  I’d like to make reservations for your best table.  Preferably by a window.  Last name Travolta.”

• A touching picture show of a Stormtrooper and his son.

• Caesar salad cotton candy?