Archive for the ‘Interviews’ Category
Ace reporter Acadia on the job again. Lucky Sherman has more famousness to report on so after the jump check out the new interview. And yeah, it was before the Super Bowl – so I’m sad 
me: good evening.
Salvador.
is that Russian?
Salvador: good evening
russian?
me: yes.
like the dressing.
Salvador: no
me: oh.
disappoint.
me: KAIF!
hows it going.
is that Kaif, with a K or a C sound?
there is a subtle difference.
not many people recognize.
but I have the skills and am sensitive to the plight of.
like chinese hamsters
they are very oppressed
when you consider the whole of the hamster kingdom
i hear that their internets are blocked
cant get much of anything involving the “nudes”
Sent at 8:58 PM on Thursday
me: PLEASE SHOW U FEET!
Editor’s Note: Sometimes the staff takes advantage of the new “Hey you added me to Google Plus so now you are in my chat list even though I don’t know who you are”. This is one of those times. Just think, if you hoop all of us, some day YOU could be Brian! — Acadia
me: you are AT the beach now?
how far away from the actual beach are you.
Brian Smith: not like… on the beach… but down the street from the beach.
me: give that to me in steps.
Brian Smith: 9 minute drive i suppose
me: how many steps to the beach.
guesstimate.
Brian Smith: many
me: many is not a number.
give me a number of steps.
approximate.
round up, even.
Brian Smith: lets see… about 5 miles… there’s 1760 yards (about a pace) in a mile… so 8800 big steps
me: WOW
you are no where NEAR the f*cking beach.
Brian Smith.
you need soap in your mouth.
did your parents ever do that to you for lying?
See. She feels bad now.
Fool me 476 times, shame on you. But time number 477 will NOT HAPPEN! You may recall that I tried to get Allison Kyler, ex-VH1 Scream Queen and professional dancer to do an interview with the Gallery. She blew me off like, 475 times. Then she said to email her which I did and she never emailed back. So that was time 476.
So, because I am not stalkery at ALL I subscribed to her YouTube channel. Which brings me to the video below. I swear to you that she did NOT sound like a hillbilly when she was on Scream Queens. If she had, I probably would have…followed…someone else. You know. See how their career is going. Maybe? You know? Something? Anyway, you can watch the video yourself. You tell me if she is interview worthy or not! And if you decide she is, then you talk to her. I’m definitely not bending on my 476 screw overs rule. That’s solid.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc958pje9QM
Ever been in a movie? I mean a REAL movie where there were other people in the room besides you. No? Well my latest interview..ee has. So she > you already. Do you have your own website like Bianca Barnett has? Wait, everyone has their own website so that’s a bad example. Let’s go back to the movie thing. Bianca is an actress and even if I didn’t already think she was awesome, she was in a movie called “Albino Farm”. I knew there had to be a way to make albinos other than having sex with albinos!
After the jump, you can read the interview and help me beg Bianca to offer a prize in the big Halloween Costume Contest. Use the comments to do it and to tell her how great she is. Because she is great and you all could stand to be a little less self-centered. Seriously. It’s almost Halloween, we have an interview with a gorgeous and talented horror actress and you have a chance to cover up your face and win something. How can this be bad? Let’s meet Bianca!
SWEET UPDATE! Bianca is giving us free stuff!
You can purchase a signed copy of Albino Farm from my shop. It’s $10, free shipping, and for Superficial fans I’ll throw in a free autographed Pig Bitch 8×10! Rawr!
http://biancabarnett.weebly.com/
And this is on top of the stuff she is sponsoring in the costume contest! DAMN!
