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Editor’s note – I was supposed to publish this last week when it was actually his birthday but I’m a week late becuase I wanted Beans to sound crazy! — Acadia
Remember that time Christian Bale was done with that guy professionally? Well, long before that happened, I loved him. I loved him before he was Batman, though him being batman certainly didn’t make me love him any less. I didn’t even mind when he was a psycho killer because there’s something sexy about a guy with a temper and a bit of a crooked smile. I did say I like the bad boys, though before that whole “done with you professionally” incident happened, he seemed like such a sweet boy, and I liked him then too. He’s definitely a man of many moods and since today’s his birthday, I think we should celebrate him completely!
We may have done Bikini Sunday with Kristen Bell before. I don’t care. Just look at how cute she is. Look how…Nordic her head looks. Did you know that people used to call Norwegians “Square-Heads”? That was racism against Norwegians. Think about that. White people used to be so racist that they even had a racist slur for the whitest people there are. How incredibly racist.
Things aren’t like that anymore, though. The Norwegians have overcome the racism they encountered and went on to become the bosses of Norway. And perhaps Minnesota. And they also spawned Kristen Bell. And you can see her in a bikini in the 30 pics below. Obviously, the pics were not taken in Norway, which I assume is always covered with snow. They should move. Stupid Square-Heads.
Today I saw a picture on Facebook of one of my friends making that duck face. She looked pretty stupid, and I told her as much. It gave me an idea for today’s post, though. I would make fun of people who duck face! Since I didn’t want to use my friend as the example pic, I did a quick Google image search for “duck face fail”. The results I got back were so spectacularly disgusting that I quickly closed the tab and decided to change gears.
I opened the folder I have of pictures that I’d like to use but don’t have much to say about and quickly just picked something out. So, today, you get a picture of a statue. I’m not sure what the two statue dudes are doing, though. My first guess was that they are playing butt tag. What do you think?
So we know what we are about round here. We aren’t really complex. We have a few things we do pretty well. One of them is make fun of celebrities ans LeAnn Rimes (Ol’ Squinty) is always a good target. But you may not all know just how many Celebrity Pics we have and how we categorize them and why the pic after the jump fits like, all of them. Forget the fact that Ms. Rimes looks like a Sleestack and is so skinny if you hugged her it would be like hugging a bag full of leaves and sticks. She makes up for those shortcomings by seeming pretty trampy.
As for the pic? Well, we have the following things that catch our eye around here.
Why? Because the other body parts are too competitive. And tbh we are getting KILLED on the feet. You people are freaks. But after the jump, we start our move, in a pic that has all three! Maybe if you know some celebrities you could get them to post for us. Come on! We’d do it for you! Now go past the jump for hot lizard action!
If you happen to compare last week’s Man Candy to this week’s Man Candy, perhaps you’ll notice a trend in my attraction. Stunning eyes, strong, dimpled chin, striking features… I know Aaron Eckhart and Viggo Mortensen are really not all that much alike, but there’s no denying they are both gorgeous. I tend to like my actors with a bit of diversity, and I’ve seen Aaron Eckhart play every role in the spectrum. The romantic, the hard ass, Batman’s rival bad guy… Now if I could just get him to come over and do my dishes, everything would be perfect!
The girl in the banner is Reon Kadena. She is beautiful and from Japan. Maybe some day I will do a Bikini Sunday with her. That would be good. But that’s not what you get today. Today you get something else Japan is good at delivering. Complete crazy horror. BUT! It is complete crazy horror in a bikini.
Check out the pics. Is it a man? A woman? Did it wear the suit to the beach? Who took the pictures? Do THEY have a suit, too? I need some help on this one. Anyone from Japan? P.S. I have a whole site full of this stuff so unless you want me to scare you with it every so often, you better help me!
