Archive for the ‘Celebrity Feet Pictures’ Category
So we know what we are about round here. We aren’t really complex. We have a few things we do pretty well. One of them is make fun of celebrities ans LeAnn Rimes (Ol’ Squinty) is always a good target. But you may not all know just how many Celebrity Pics we have and how we categorize them and why the pic after the jump fits like, all of them. Forget the fact that Ms. Rimes looks like a Sleestack and is so skinny if you hugged her it would be like hugging a bag full of leaves and sticks. She makes up for those shortcomings by seeming pretty trampy.
As for the pic? Well, we have the following things that catch our eye around here.
Why? Because the other body parts are too competitive. And tbh we are getting KILLED on the feet. You people are freaks. But after the jump, we start our move, in a pic that has all three! Maybe if you know some celebrities you could get them to post for us. Come on! We’d do it for you! Now go past the jump for hot lizard action!
Because it is Halloween week and I love Halloween (and referencing my Halloweiner! LOL), I decided to make a list of all the actresses from the Scream movies! The movies were all very fun with lots of beautiful girls being scared. Plus, the newest one, Scream 4 opens on April 15, 2011. That will take your mind off your taxes!
Click and be spookily turned on!
Scream:
Drew Barrymore, Drew Barrymore Tongue, Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox
Scream 2:
Jada Pinkett Smith, Heather Graham Tongue, Heather Graham, Sarah Michelle Gellar Tongue, Rebecca Gayheart Tongue, Rebecca Gayheart, Portia de Rossi, Tori Spelling
Scream 3:
Jenny McCarthy, Jenny McCarthy Tongue
Scream 4:
Emma Roberts Feet, Emma Roberts Tongue, Hayden Panettiere Tongue
We had a HUGEMONGOUS album for Rachel Bilson but, somewhere along the way, it got all brokey. See, Acadia and I move like we are active duty military and, as everyone knows, moving that often means you are sure as shit gonna lose stuff. When I realized her album looked like a meth addict’s teeth, I scurried about to fixxer it up. I found ____ pictures of her which is actually more than what we lost somewhere in Utah. So her new and improved album is way bigger and better than that brokey boatload of methy teef one. I ROCK.
I know this will shock our regular readers, but I’ve never seen anything Ali Larter has been in. It looks like Heroes is her most commercially successful role? I saw one episode of Heroes right when it premiered and the stumpy blonde chick stuffed her hand in a garbage disposal. I cowered under my blankies for three days and never watched it again. But I know it was wildly popular amongst the less-phobic TV watchers of the world so I snagged 1849 pix of this leggy blonde. Click and be happy.
Julie Bowen is one of those sort of under the radar actresses and I’m not sure why. She’s like a better looking, less lez Helen Hunt. She’s definitely nailed the down-to-earth, girl-next-door vibe. She was good on Ed (remember that show? The dares killed me), played a hot MILF who fucked Hunter Parrish silly on Weeds, and her character on Modern Family is played to perfection. This is all I know about her career and, frankly, it’s enough for me. She seems to be a well rounded actress with a solid career. I’ve updated her album in the mine with some 200 new pix, for a total of 292 pix, plus the sub categories of tongue, feet and tits.
These are from last summer, a spread for V Magazine. I only subscribe to Rolling Stone so I know nothing of this publication. I looked it up and learned, “V is a magazine about fashion with a capital F.” Maybe I’m a bigger moron than originally thought but why not name it F?
Anyway, when I saw these pictures, I thought it was Gwen Stefani at first. Or maybe old Madonna. Old as in “long ago” not old as in now. What I did not think of was Cameron Diaz. This is all very confusing. I did like her with Justin Timberlake and in Something About Mary. And…that’s all I’ve got. Let me know if you think this looks like pimply-faced Cam or if I need some serious specs.
Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz Tongue
Cameron Diaz Feet
Gwen Stefani Tongue