Archive for the ‘Celebrity Tongue Pictures’ Category
So we know what we are about round here. We aren’t really complex. We have a few things we do pretty well. One of them is make fun of celebrities ans LeAnn Rimes (Ol’ Squinty) is always a good target. But you may not all know just how many Celebrity Pics we have and how we categorize them and why the pic after the jump fits like, all of them. Forget the fact that Ms. Rimes looks like a Sleestack and is so skinny if you hugged her it would be like hugging a bag full of leaves and sticks. She makes up for those shortcomings by seeming pretty trampy.
As for the pic? Well, we have the following things that catch our eye around here.
Why? Because the other body parts are too competitive. And tbh we are getting KILLED on the feet. You people are freaks. But after the jump, we start our move, in a pic that has all three! Maybe if you know some celebrities you could get them to post for us. Come on! We’d do it for you! Now go past the jump for hot lizard action!
Before any accusations start flying around, I’m going to admit that I spent far more time on this weeks’ Man Candy Monday post than I did on Bikini Sunday. Honestly, it wasn’t hard to since this week’s candy is none other than hunky Scottish actor Gerard Butler.
Yes, I know his weight fluctuates sometimes and, while they may bother some women, I DON’T CARE! I think he is one of the sexiest men alive today. And I’m not the only woman who thinks that. Many of my friends feel the same way, that this hunk of man flesh is gorgeous and they would not kick him out of their bed if they woke up and found him there.
Here are some of the finest Gerard Butler pictures I could find, including a sexy tongue shot. Enjoy!
Because it is Halloween week and I love Halloween (and referencing my Halloweiner! LOL), I decided to make a list of all the actresses from the Scream movies! The movies were all very fun with lots of beautiful girls being scared. Plus, the newest one, Scream 4 opens on April 15, 2011. That will take your mind off your taxes!
Click and be spookily turned on!
Scream:
Drew Barrymore, Drew Barrymore Tongue, Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox
Scream 2:
Jada Pinkett Smith, Heather Graham Tongue, Heather Graham, Sarah Michelle Gellar Tongue, Rebecca Gayheart Tongue, Rebecca Gayheart, Portia de Rossi, Tori Spelling
Scream 3:
Jenny McCarthy, Jenny McCarthy Tongue
Scream 4:
Emma Roberts Feet, Emma Roberts Tongue, Hayden Panettiere Tongue
This chick is amazing and gorgeous and can really scream. She was eliminated from the VH1 show Scream Queens and it was a bum deal. She did not deserve to go.
She has her own Youtube channel going on. You can check it out keep tabs on her. She has a Myspace and Twitter so jump on those as well.. I’m not social like her. I guess that’s why I’m not more famouser.
We usually follow what some people would call “stars” but in this case we are watching “pre-star”. She’s smart, good-looking and despite what the dumb judges said, should have won Scream Queens. So we are jumping on the bandwagon now so when she makes it big we will somehow get credit.
And, bonus! She has an incredibly sexy burlesque video after the jump. Be happy!
We had a HUGEMONGOUS album for Rachel Bilson but, somewhere along the way, it got all brokey. See, Acadia and I move like we are active duty military and, as everyone knows, moving that often means you are sure as shit gonna lose stuff. When I realized her album looked like a meth addict’s teeth, I scurried about to fixxer it up. I found ____ pictures of her which is actually more than what we lost somewhere in Utah. So her new and improved album is way bigger and better than that brokey boatload of methy teef one. I ROCK.
Super awesome Bathole veteran, busted, was at some random airport as he often is in his profession as a hired assassin and grabbed a cell phone pic of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo chugging down a pitcher of beer. I’m told they broke up but this looks pretty cozy. I love that we now have our own paparazzi. Take that you slimeball, Perez Hilton! Thanks, busted! xoxoox