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This is a commercial – the Nature’s Sleep company gave me one of these things to review and it really is cool. But I will only do commercials if they are written like I am a spy, so here goes. I’m no sell out! Kind of! — Acadia
The Nature’s Sleep Mattress Topper was delivered to Acadia’s penthouse when he wasn’t home. Being a secret agent, he was often greeted with new items when he came home from a mission and today was no different.
He had just been in San Diego (mission accomplished!) and was now home and needed to get this thing on his bed. It is impossible to exaggerate how sore one can get from secret agenting, and the west coast assignment was tough. He had bruises all over and needed sleep. But between him and the rest he so desperately needed was a box.
Inside the box was a very tightly packed…chunk of foam. Could there be a Mexican dwarf hiding in there with a knife? One time on a mission in London a Mexican dwarf was hidden in a laundry bag for three days before springing out with a knife in his teeth. That bag was about the same size as the box. And the item did ship within 2 business days of his order. So maybe there could be a dwarf in there…
Wait, that’s a typo. It should read: Get a Bed for 50% off. The “me” part was what we call in advertising a “bait and switch”. But the discount part is real.
Because I am such a fancy tycoon, I get to give out discounts to these memory foam mattresses and topper things and pillows and anything else they sell. I’m even trying out the “topper” thing right now but I am giving it an honest chance before I give my review. I also don’t like saying “topper”. It bothers me for some reason. I have problems with those kinds of things. Like, the fish sandwich at Burger King is called the B** F*** and I don’t like saying that but at the drive through I just kept mumbling “..fish..” and she wouldn’t confirm what I wanted unless I said the name and I just drove away.
So anyway, I have a discount code for you to get 1/2 off whatever they sell. The code is BEARS50 and go ahead and try it. It works. No joke! Get the topper thing and we can compare notes. Or I could copy off you. Whatever works.
