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From left to right: Cleveland, Lester, Rallo
So I have watched the Cleveland and I have actually laughed out loud a couple times. You can’t really go by me, though. I laugh out loud when I see old people. Not falling down or telling jokes. I just mean I laugh when I see old people. ”HA HA HA YOU ARE OLD!” I’ll say, running away. But if you think the show is just Family Guy with Cleveland and a cartoon wife who’s not as hot as Lois Griffin, you’re wrong. It’s pretty funny. Here’s an example:
But that’s not the only thing about judging a book by its cover that pertains to The Cleveland Show. If I were gonna ask you who does the voices for the three characters in the banner pic, of course you would not know their names. But then, after the jump, I show you who they are and you will be all like, “Whoa, how do people do that with their voices?” Go watch on Hulu. But I will show you that you can’t judge a book by its cover.
- Who does the voice of Cleveland?
- Who does the voice of Lester?
- Who does the voice of Rallo?
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Below are two videos. There are a few things you need to know about them. In order for you to not feel alienated I’m gonna explain it. Then later if anyone asks you if you saw it/heard about it/know about it you can say yes. You should also tell them about this site and send me $50.00. So here is what you need to know.
- For those of you familiar with both the updated Battlestar Galactica and the Beastie Boys’ video: Sabotage just watch the video below and get a huge boner. Or a girl boner if you are a girl.
- For those of you familiar with the video but not the show, watch the video and appreciate how well they duplicated it using the shots from the show. Then go rent the show.
- For those of you who don’t know what the hell I am talking about, you need to know that Sabotage is one of the best videos of all time (the song kicks so much ass on its own that the video just makes it a little better). The geniuses who made this video used the song and pretty much duplicated it shot for shot but used clips from Battlestar Galactica. That may or may not excite you. If it does not, then…
- After the jump is a video that shows the two videos side by side. Then, even if you have no interest in either thing, you can still appreciate the technical merit. And if you can’t do that…as Jeff Probst says: “Head back to camp; I got nothing for ya.”
No shit – this gives me chills.
Goddamn that’s a good song. Side by Side after the jump.
NBC has been hyping this show for a while and my interest was piqued. I was excited about the cast (I love Peter Krause from Sports Night and his comedic timing is wry, dry and wonderful) and Ron Howard can just about do no wrong. Tommy Schlamme did some awesome stuff on West Wing. I’ve heard Lauren Graham doesn’t have any sense of humor in real life, but she plays sarcastic well. Even if I am still mad at Bob Dylan, hearing Forever Young in the opening scene made me happy.
Some random chick has a thermos full of sperm in her freezer and exhorts a breeding promise from some guy who doesn’t have any interest in procreating. The same guy is later shocked to meet his 6 year-old son whom he knew nothing about. The patriarch has condoms in his desk drawer. A couple of kids are arrested for weed possession, another diagnosed with Asperger Syndrome, and yet another kid runs away to his dead beat dad after catching his mom in flagrante delicto. There’s a lot of fucked up kids on this show. I lost count. I also lost interest.
"Does this perfect cupcake distract your eyeballs from the glob of flesh seeping out of my skanky dress? Oh gooood!"
I admit I’ve never seen the Keeping Up With Klassless Rich People show, but here is what I know about her from gossip sites and ET: she has surgically enhanced her T&A to ridiculous proportions; she let some guy pee on her face during a videotaped sexual encounter; she’s a fame whore moron who thinks attention equals worth. I guess she is now taking on Betty Crocker and created a cupcake mix or something else wicked stupid.
For my money, if you want a brunette with crazy curves, go lookit Sofia Vergara. She has a body that just won’t quit (without being flabby like KK), she has a beautiful face and is proving herself to be a very gifted comedic actress on ABC’s Modern Family.
Holy shit, could this be more uneven? It seems like the producers sat down and figured out how to design an entire leg favoring the cowboys. They sailed through it, crying that the polo pony was made of sawhorses and not quarter horses. I made a sad laugh when they won a trip to Chile. They may get cocky and fuck it up.
Team Lez had bitchy meltdown over who is in charge. “Pretend it’s my face,” she hollers at the oddly pointy-faced one as she goes to whack the ball during the polo task.
What does it say about me (or them) that I can’t always tell which brother is the straight one on Team Gay Bros?
Team Bandana went to the hospital for some IV re-hydration and whined through the whole leg. Granted, food poisoning will make one very crabby and just want to die. I will give them that. I figured out what bugs me about him: he looks like a heroin addict. It’s the eyeballs.
Team Illiterate declared, “We definitely shouldn’t reproduce,” after failing to read all the words in the clue a few times.
The buried money task seemed oddly difficult for the teams who tried it but Team Mom Squad hokey-pokeyed right through it, no snags shown. Ahh, the beauty and wonder of editing. I did LOL at the detectives who couldn’t find a marked bag in a field when given directions.
One of the detectives told Phil he loves him and Phil goes, “I don’t wanna hear that.” Phil pulled his sad face when he eliminated the Mom Squad. Phil was not wearing his pukka shell necklace nor was he wearing a shirt with epaulets. This is all the Phil news that matters.
