Who knew that that the dentists of our nation were all secretly in league with those evil forces that want to overthrow the United States! Why not only are those commies ripping the candy from the very mouths of all the cute little goblins and princesses out there they’re shipping it all overseas to our brave American fighting men and women in an effort to prevent our plans to take over Canada by making our soldiers “Too Fat To Fight”. It’s a travesty and I want my payment from the Tea Party dirty tricks people for spreading propaganda in unmarked twenties

Superficial Gallery sarcasm aside it’s a real program. Some dentists are paying a dollar a pound and sending it over to troops downrange. Kids can bypass the dentist and put together care packages too. Even if you hate the war don’t hate the soldiers.  Video After the Jump!

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