The show has now hit two decades – that is twenty years of kids who are now old people who never ever decided to do something with their lives in lieu of trying to take that “reality fame gamble” somewhere other than the show. It always confused me that people would want to be on this show, especially these last few seasons when the people were obviously being exploited. After all, maybe four people have ever transitioned it to something else (Kevin from season 1 = writer/possible senator; Jacinda from England = indie actress; The Miz = WWE tag team champion and, if you want to count Eric from season 1, or Tonya who hosted a dance show and did Cinemax porn, respectively) – everyone else who tries, burns out and lets their ashes reside in Real World/Road Rules Challenges.

So, I guess what always bothered me was the fact that while everyone wanted to be on the show for the sole purpose of transitioning to celebrity-status, there was always a presentation to it that made the show seem like some great “coming of age” happening in their lives. But the newest Real World has finally abandoned anything that could be related to normalcy. It has given up on kids just trying to have an “experience” and it has leapt right into the thick of truth by locating the show in Hollywood, where every single one of them wants to be famous.

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Look at her. Just laying there. Too lazy to even put on her bathing suit. Shameful. She’s probably drunk. And I bet that’s not even her pool. In fact, that sort of looks like MY pool. I will be right back. I need to kick a drunk lazy naked lady out of my yard. Click below if you want more pics of her.

Amy Weber

*Update – I remembered after I went outside that I only have a pool in that space of time before you fall asleep, and you are trying to make up your own dreams.

Kristen Wiig is rapidly becoming my favorite SNL cast member. She is the one that does that character that one ups everyone, right? If not, tell me. But anyway. She French kissed a dog. So not only is this entertainment-centric AND bestiality-centric*, it is also and most importantly more tongue pics for the tongue gallery. So go look at them.

Kristen Wiig Tongue

*The gallery does not condone bestiality unless it is a really hot penguin.

by TripTheLady

It’s all over the news right now: the Texas State Police have raided yet another religious compound in San Angelo, Texas. I really do wonder what draws these freaks to Texas. While this group is made up of fanatics, it’s not a cult; it’s the Fundamental Church of Latter Day Saints. What the hell were these people thinking?

It pisses me off to hear it referred to as a “polygamist sect.” Ummmm….. forcing a fourteen year old girl to marry AND have sex with a grown man is child molestation! It is undeniably so when the man in question is fifty years old.

The YZF (Yearning for Zion) Ranch has hired an attorney who happens to be Jewish. Gary Goldstein is defending the YZF Ranch. According to CNN.com he “argued in court Wednesday that although its members’ multiple marriages and cloistered ways may be unusual, they have a right to their faith and privacy.”

Did Hitler have a right to try to extinguish the Jews? He might have had a shot at it if Mr. Goldstein had been defending him.

The state of Texas has taken custody of 416 children as of 4/09/2008 and the number has grown daily since the raid occurred on Thursday 4/03/2008. Warren Jeffs, the sect leader, has been conspicuously absent during all this and for good reason: He is serving two consecutive sentences of five years to life for being an accomplice to the rape of a 14-year-old girl in Utah. He awaits trial on other charges in Arizona.

And still I must wonder why the words “child molester” or “pedophile” have not been uttered in any of the allegations against the YZF.

Jane writes a fantastically creepy and realistic sci-fi short story. I get claustrophobic just thinking about it.

The Rabbit Tunnel

So here we are. A Blog. We really were not supposed to be live just yet, but we screwed some things up and here we are. There are still some things that don’t work – but it’s too late to go back now. And by too late, I mean I don’t have any more idea how to undo this than I do about fixing the broken things. But you know what? This is just how Christopher Columbus, George Washington Carver and all those guys who made those old-timey planes started, too.  So you can picture me sailing into the unknown, making a peanut into a hand grenade or jumping to my death off a big rock with wicker baskets tied to my arms. They all mean learning and succeeding (or dying).  And that makes all of us here at the gallery winners!

And while we are busy winning and whatnot – we are preparing to start making posts. This ‘blog’ thing is supposed to make our lives easier. So far I am dubious. My Rubik’s Cube is still all jumbly.

Feel free to nitpick and tell us what’s wrong in the comments!  Or whisper sweet nothings.  That works, too.