We have this gorgeous tongue pic of Kristen Bell courtesy of The Tongue Show. You might want to be careful about wishing her tongue touched parts of you; I would fear electrocution.  Also, she reminds me of a less awful Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Kristen Bell Tongue

Simon Rex has finally stepped out from beneath the shadows of former MTV Rock & Jock legends Bill Bellamy and Dan Cortez to carve his own niche in the entertainment industry ( I know you’ve all been waiting for that, btw). The former gay porn star turned VJ turned thespian, is now a myspace superstar/rapper who goes by the name Dirt Nasty. If you’re into tits, talking about your dick, listening to people talk about their dicks, Halo/Xbox live, and sexy chola love, Dirt Nasty will get heavy rotation in your iPod.

Videos and more after the jump!

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Summer used to be when all the networks would go on break. They would trot out reruns of what you saw over the fall/winter and spring, and that’s all we had to go with.

Of course now it is a bit different, as there is a need, a DESIRE if you will for people to watch new and original programming 12 months of the year. So, here are the weirdest things on television for these next few months.

Read the list after the jump!

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God was just about done creating humans but he had two parts left over:

Read this funny email forward in its entirety after the jump!

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Since it is Saturday morning, I don’t want to make you read a bunch of stuff.  You are probably hung over.  So I give you three videos.  All you have to do is watch them.  Juuust watch.

Dmitri the Stud - This one you don’t even really need to watch.  Just listen to this guy’s style.  And make sure you fully disclose any mental disorders you may have pretty early on in the courting process.

Two more videos after the jump - but these you have to look at, whether you want to or not.

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Will Ferrell is funnier than you.
He’s funnier than me, and he’s probably funnier than 99% of the world population. Not only that, but he’s likable. He seems like the kind of guy that other guys want to hang around, drink beer with, and shoot hoops with on a Sunday afternoon. And he’s goofy looking enough that you don’t think he’ll steal your girlfriend. Over the last several years he’s given us some comedy gems like More Cowbell, We’re Going Streaking!, Afternoon Delight, and even Bud Light Commercials. But in this clip he gets upstaged by his own daughter, Pearl. Which bring up the question “is he exploiting his child for his own advancement?” I don’t care, this is funny.

Note - there are three videos in this series including outtakes.

NSFW (due to profanity) video after the jump!

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When I contemplate the review of a movie, the first thing I have to get straight in my mind is: How can I let the reader know something of the film so that they can form an opinion without telling the story and giving away too much?

The movie begins and ends with Rachel Stein (Carice van Houten) living in a kibbutz in Israel, mid-1950s. By accident, she encounters Ronnie (Halina Reijn) who is on a tour of the Holy Land and they recognize one another from their acquaintanceship during World War Two.

As Ronnie departs on her tour bus, the two old friends wave goodbye and the scene cuts to Holland, 1944. Rachel is in hiding. The Nazis occupy the Netherlands and she’s a Jew. She was a cabaret singer in Berlin before the war, but managed to find sanctuary with a Christian family in Holland.

Read the rest of the review after the jump!

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I figured I would treat you all to a little mixtape to start the summer. Check it out, some of it is really fun, some of it is a little creepy, and some of it is great to spend some time with your significant other getting a little more warm. Let me know what you think and if you would like more of this. Tracklisting, download links (as in, if you listen to the playlist and like one or more of the songs, you can download them in mp3 form.  REALLY!!) and a link to a playlist version after the jump. Do both yourself and me a favor and give it a listen.

The good stuff is after the jump!

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You know that, right? How much we at The Superficial Gallery love tongues? We do. Long tongues, pointy tongues, flat ones, curly ones… it’s nothing shameful or embarrassing; they are purely sexy. We have formed a friendship with C.Taylor over at The Tongue Show Forum based on our similar interests. He is a genius at finding new and amazing tongue pictures and we are in absolute awe of him. If you want to look at a wonderful collection of Tongue Pictures, we have 429 albums with a whoppping 1,798 images. We add to this collection nearly daily, with the help of people like C. Taylor. If you want to discuss your own tongue fantasies, experiences and other tongue-related talk, go join The Tongue Show Forum. It is an open, warm non-judgmental place to relax, share and get support from other like-minded tongue-lovers. You won’t regret getting to know these cool people.

With more and more frequency, niche bands have been pulled from their relative obscurity and given a chance to reach out to a more mainstream crowd. Be it via a spot on a hit TV show, an amazing album that catches the ear of a rock critic or, even more so now-a-days, good old promotion using the internet. Bands such as Architecture in Helsinki, Dirty Vegas, and Bob Mould, singer of the iconic and often overlooked Husker Du, have been given the chance to line their pockets with some well deserved cash and receive some even more deserved coverage by selling their songs to Sprint, VW, and the O.C. More rarely though, there are artists who are not only given a little extra website traffic by this sort of thing but who actually launch a career because of it. Ingrid Michaelson is one of those acts.

Anyone with a TV last fall undoubtedly heard her quirky, twee voice singing to an unnamed lover about her sweater in an Old Navy commercial, and earlier in the year several of her songs on the ever popular Grey’s Anatomy and One Tree Hill. Armed with only the knowledge of her Old Navy commercial and my girlfriend’s seal of approval, I went with her and a few other hipster friends of mine to her most recent Nashville appearance.

After two very enjoyable opening acts, both male singer/song-writers, Ingrid came on at about 9:45 and that is when the show took off. Coming out quickly and quietly, Ingrid immediately burst into what I would consider her best song, “Breakable,” and I was hooked for the rest of the night. The whole set was broken up with fun, pleasant stories and antics, including a funny little story she tied in with her hit “The Way I Am,” about a girl stealing her sweater at one of her recent shows. All in all, I had a blast, Ingrid was cute, quirky, and put on one of the better shows I’ve seen recently. Check out the videos I’ve linked and, if she’s booked anywhere near you, check her out. I don’t think you’ll regret it; she is indie-pop at its finest.

A tour schedule and videos are after the jump!

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