We have this gorgeous tongue pic of Kristen Bell courtesy of The Tongue Show. You might want to be careful about wishing her tongue touched parts of you; I would fear electrocution.  Also, she reminds me of a less awful Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Kristen Bell Tongue

Simon Rex has finally stepped out from beneath the shadows of former MTV Rock & Jock legends Bill Bellamy and Dan Cortez to carve his own niche in the entertainment industry ( I know you’ve all been waiting for that, btw). The former gay porn star turned VJ turned thespian, is now a myspace superstar/rapper who goes by the name Dirt Nasty. If you’re into tits, talking about your dick, listening to people talk about their dicks, Halo/Xbox live, and sexy chola love, Dirt Nasty will get heavy rotation in your iPod.

Videos and more after the jump!

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Summer used to be when all the networks would go on break. They would trot out reruns of what you saw over the fall/winter and spring, and that’s all we had to go with.

Of course now it is a bit different, as there is a need, a DESIRE if you will for people to watch new and original programming 12 months of the year. So, here are the weirdest things on television for these next few months.

Read the list after the jump!

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God was just about done creating humans but he had two parts left over:

Read this funny email forward in its entirety after the jump!

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Since it is Saturday morning, I don’t want to make you read a bunch of stuff.  You are probably hung over.  So I give you three videos.  All you have to do is watch them.  Juuust watch.

Dmitri the Stud – This one you don’t even really need to watch.  Just listen to this guy’s style.  And make sure you fully disclose any mental disorders you may have pretty early on in the courting process.

Two more videos after the jump – but these you have to look at, whether you want to or not.

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Will Ferrell is funnier than you.
He’s funnier than me, and he’s probably funnier than 99% of the world population. Not only that, but he’s likable. He seems like the kind of guy that other guys want to hang around, drink beer with, and shoot hoops with on a Sunday afternoon. And he’s goofy looking enough that you don’t think he’ll steal your girlfriend. Over the last several years he’s given us some comedy gems like More Cowbell, We’re Going Streaking!, Afternoon Delight, and even Bud Light Commercials. But in this clip he gets upstaged by his own daughter, Pearl. Which bring up the question “is he exploiting his child for his own advancement?” I don’t care, this is funny.

Note – there are three videos in this series including outtakes.

NSFW (due to profanity) video after the jump!

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